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If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself. -- Henry David Thoreau
Beauty is nature's brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship. -- John Milton
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there. -- H. L. Mencken
I pray every night, sometimes long prayers about a lot of things and a lot of people, but I don't talk about it or brag about it because that's between God and me, and I'm no better than anybody else in God's sight. -- Peyton Manning
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. -- Harry Shearer
The really tough thing about humility is you can't brag about it. -- Gene Brown
I'm arrogant, but not so much that I'd irresponsibly save someone just to brag about it -- Yana Toboso
This valley is the only place that comes up to the brag about it, and exceeds it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue. -- Irvin S. Cobb
Remember that people will brag about what they've achieved, but they don't brag about the price they paid to get it. -- Penelope Trunk
There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we -- Ina May Gaskin
When you talk to the half-wise, twaddle; when you talk to the ignorant, brag; when you talk to the sagacious, look very humble and ask their opinion. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a Pirate. -- Bernard Williams
The maker of the stars would rather die for you than live without you. And that is a fact. So if you need to brag, brag about that. -- Max Lucado
Hopefully life is long. Do stuff you will enjoy thinking about and telling stories about for many years to come. Do stuff you will want to brag about. -- Rachel Maddow
There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Champions never brag, never shout, never have to go to extremes to build themselves up for others or put others down. They let their actions, deeds, and results speak for them. -- Denis Waitley
Be brave, my heart. Plant your feet and square your shoulders to the enemy. Meet him among the man-killing spears. Hold your ground. In victory, do not brag; in defeat, do not weep. -- Archilochus
Frankly, our ancestors don't seem much to brag about. I mean, look at the state they left us in, with the wars, the broken planet. Clearly, they didn't care about what would happen to the people who came after them. -- Suzanne Collins
The same wind that uproots trees makes the grass shine. The lordly wind loves the weakness and the lowness of grasses. Never brag of being strong. The axe doesn't worry how thick the branches are. It cuts them to pieces. But not the leaves. It leaves the leaves alone. -- Rumi
I shall stick to our vow: never, never under any circumstances, to say anything unbecoming of the other...The trouble, of course, is that most successful men are prone to some form of vanity. There comes a stage in their lives when they consider it permissible to be egotistic and to brag to the public at large about their unique achievements. -- Nelson Mandela
Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others. -- Seneca the Younger
I'm not a guy that's going to brag or feel like I'm better than the group. -- Kevin Durant
All the wealthiest people in the U.S. seem compelled to brag about how humble they are. -- Craig Brown
I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private. -- Kevin Hart
I think I have something valid to say. My words are my bullets. I like to brag that somehow I got it right. -- John Lydon
I think I've been good at getting into lonely and troubled characters because, not to brag, but I'm the complete opposite in real life. -- Kodi Smit-McPhee
The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance. -- Laurence Sterne
I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. Fiscally, we're conservative and responsible, and were environmentally conscious. -- Mark Udall
I used to brag that I can hold up any eviction - even if the landlord had legal rights, I could hold it up for a year. -- Ed Lee
The fact is, when it comes to economic leadership, the Republicans have nothing to brag about. This isn't what the American people want. They want to see progress that works for them. -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Wipeout' is a giant obstacle course for adults of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Whoever wins takes home $50,000 and gets to brag to all of their coworkers that they made it out alive! -- Jill Wagner
I know who I am. I don't have to brag. I know what I contributed. I know what I did. You think you can do it better? Hey, go right ahead. The stage is yours. -- Al Lewis
Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go. -- Allison Williams
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time. -- Bill Nye
I was raised to believe in myself. I know I'm cool. I'm not trying to brag or say I'm the man or anything like that. I don't lie or cheat, and I'm not mean to anybody. I treat people with respect. -- Freddie Prinze, Jr.
When I graduated from high school, the teacher said I was throwing my life away following music, and the same teacher invited me back to speak at the school. I don't say that to brag, I just want to be an example. -- Big Sean
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he's talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market. -- Rush Limbaugh
The computer is my favourite invention. I feel lucky to be part of the global village. I don't mean to brag, but I'm so fast with technology. People think it all seems too much, but we'll get used to it. I'm sure it all seemed too much when we were learning to walk. -- Yoko Ono
I don't think I'll be remembered in a big Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin way. I think I'll be remembered in this way: by the people who were there, who can't capture or explain it. I'm not trying to brag or anything. It's not about me. It's about facilitating a good time for everyone. -- Skrillex
There are some programs on FOX that are not only fair and balanced, they're commentary shows. They don't have to be. But they brag about how fair and balanced they are. They don't cover rallies and tea parties. They cheer lead for rallies and tea parties. And as a journalist, I am totally against that. -- Bernard Goldberg
This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around. -- Patton Oswalt
Never brag, never bluster, never blush. -- Robert Browning
An acorn would never brag about giving shade. -- Tim Cook
I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent. -- John Hodgman
I probably shouldn't brag, but dag I amaze and astonish. -- Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dont brag about being perfect..imperfections are what makes you attractive.. -- Sandra Chami Kassis
When they brag about god, I just hear jingling gold coins. -- Toba Beta
I don't want to brag, but I'm a pretty good driver. -- Piper Perabo
Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag. -- John Steinbeck
I never brag, how real i keep it, cause thats the best secret... -- Nas
Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others. -- Seneca the Younger
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long. -- Gloria Steinem
The man who must brag for himself knows that no one else will -- Robin Hobb
The annoying thing about being modest is that you can't brag about it. -- Gene Brown
Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. -- Bill Maher
I will never brag about myself, but my family, I can go on forever. -- Derek Jeter
The most difficult thing about being humble is not being able to brag about it. -- George S. Patton
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. -- Jim Carrey
Two went to pray? Better to say one went to brag, the other to pray. -- Richard Crashaw
You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too. -- Steve Miller
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices. -- Josh Billings
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast. -- Mike D
I wouldn't brag too much about this one because it's so small, but it's still seven straight months -- Bryan Hilferty
I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am. -- Sylvia Plath
We often brag that we are never bored with ourselves, and are so vain as never to think ourselves bad company. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists -- John Mayer
I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting. -- Dane Cook
I knew a woman who went about bragging of her troubles, so, of course, she always had something to brag about. -- Florence Scovel Shinn
These days I mostly worry "?bout my bank account/I ain't backin' out "?til I own a bank to brag about. -- Himanshu Suri
Time was when people used to brag about how old they were - and I am old enough to remember it. -- Thomas Sowell
People are always more encouraged when we share how God's grace helped us in weakness than when we brag about our strengths. -- Rick Warren
I love movie-making. I'm interested in writing and directing, and I've dabbled, but I haven't done anything I care to brag about. Yet. -- Adam Brody
Bureaucracies tend to grow and to brag about their growth based on how many individuals they have and how much money they spend. -- Darrell Issa
I got a heart like a half bottle of no-label whiskey.Nothing to brag on,but enough for you, and all your friends, too. -- Catherynne M. Valente
I am not one to brag but to tell you the truth mang, I am funkier then a locker room after a hoop game. -- Mac Dre
Nanda broke down every barrier and won his way to freedom not by brag, not by bluster, but by the purest form of self-suffering. -- Mahatma Gandhi
So youâ??re reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. Itâ??s like having feet. Itâ??s nothing to brag about. -- Daniel Handler
As a nation, develop your wealth of virtues and watch yourself live better than most countries who brag themselves in their virtues of natural wealth -- Sunday Adelaja
Real Texans want their kids to have the best education possible, not the one politicians looking to brag about budget cuts have left us with. -- Wendy Davis
Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I like a mysterious man. I like a man who reads and is knowledgeable about the world, but who doesn't have to brag about it. -- Eva Mendes
I work hard on my defense. It's something I take pride in, but it's nothing that I want to brag about. It's part of my game. -- Adrian Beltre
I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left. -- Michael Leunig
To brag little, to lose well, / To crow gently if in luck, / To pay up, to own up, / To shut up if beaten, / Are the virtues of a sportingman. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Why should the brave Spanish soldiers brag? The sunne never sets in the Spanish dominions, but ever shineth on one part or other we have conquered for our king. -- John Smith
If you get up on stage and brag, I don't think that's very brave. It's braver to get up and take your clothes off. And I do that every night. -- James Blunt
We have free elections. Everybody can vote, we fought for that, we brag about that and we know we're going to have a winner and we're going to have a loser. -- Jim Brown
It's so good for your health to take those naps. I don't know why people brag that they sleep five hours. I'd be ashamed. I'm proud that I sleep nine hours. -- Sandra Cisneros
Posting a brag, humble or otherwise, and then waiting for people to respond is the equivalent of having a conversation in which all you do is wait for your turn to speak. -- Meghan Daum
Parents often brag about the amount of money spent per child, but I think, perhaps ironically, those great monies that are spent - I call it putting a band-aid on a hemorrhage. -- Marva Collins
It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
Wipeout is a giant obstacle course for adults of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Whoever wins takes home $50,000 and gets to brag to all of their coworkers that they made it out alive! -- Jill Wagner
Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do. -- Bill Maher
No one has any license to brag because he is honest. That should be natural instinct and, besides, if you are not, they put you in jail. Honesty is merely a form of insurance. -- Charles Comiskey
The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult? -- Daniel Tosh

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