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I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song -- Will Ferrell
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas -- Charles Dickens
We made mad loveshadow loverandom loveand abandoned love.Accidentally like a martyr.The hurt gets worse, and the heart gets harder. -- Warren Zevon
The fire was set in the Library of Records by the Baudelaire murderers, and has spread to the Sore Throat Ward, the Stubbed Toe Ward, and the Accidentally Swallowed Something You Shouldn't Have Ward. -- Lemony Snicket
What did Fairweller say? When you delivered the note?Oh, said Clover, calming a littleWell...nothing, actually. I sort of...accidentally...tore it to pieces.Accidentally, Azalea echoed.And threw it into the fire, said Clover.Oh. -- Heather Dixon
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go? -- Barry Lyga
The gun went off accidentally. -- Phil Spector
I've had a tough time learning how to act like a congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money. -- Joseph P. Kennedy
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. -- Douglas Coupland
Keep in mind that when public figures get in trouble for something they said, it is usually not because they misspoke, but because they accidentally told the truth. -- David Carr
I'm not one of your knockabout, knuckle-scarred, Internet-controversy-courting book critics. Occasionally I stumble into controversy accidentally, but not because I enjoy it. It's probably just because I'm a weird person. -- Lev Grossman
If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling. -- Rachel McAdams
My name became known because I was, one might say accidentally the target of state repression and because so many people throughout the country and other parts of the world organized around the demand for my freedom. -- Angela Davis
You can't just accidentally penis somebody. -- Christopher Moore
I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher -- Rick Riordan
Some people die accidentally. It's a fact. -- Sue Grafton
LET'S JUST HOPE WE ACCIDENTALLY BUILD GOD. -- Douglas Coupland
I accidentally forgot to graduate from college. -- Anne Lamott
Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally. -- Dorothy L. Sayers
I accidentally brought my graphing calculator camping. -- Ian Anderson
Nora Ephron accidentally ruined a lot of lives. -- Chuck Klosterman
Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown -- J.L. McCoy
You don't just accidentally show up in the World Series. -- Derek Jeter
It's fascinating, how they managed to wound each other so easily and accidentally. -- Jennifer Castle
Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind -- Barry Hughart
My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11. -- Adora Svitak
One is not struck by the truth until prompted quite accidentally by some external event. -- Kazuo Ishiguro
The Prophet is bound to report the truth occasionally,' said Dumbledore, 'if only accidentally. -- J. K. Rowling
I started in radio, again accidentally. I wasn't looking for this kind of work at all. -- Hector Elizondo
Klaus can't come between us anymore.-Tyler (before they start kissing and he accidentally bites Caroline) -- L. J. Smith
The Dean campaign had accidentally created a movement for a passionate few rather than a vote-getting operation. -- Clay Shirky
I love beauty. But I like the beauty accidentally, not dished up, served up on a platter. -- Wole Soyinka
Things which are accidentally the causes either of hope or fear are called good or evil omens. -- Baruch Spinoza
We're all just people, some of us accidentally connected by genetics, a random selection of cells. Nothing more. -- Tracy Letts
If I have a drink in my hand, sometimes it accidentally falls in the direction of the person. -- Jorja Fox
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. -- Phyllis Diller
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. -- Tao Lin
Some of his pieces were quite good. Others-especially when he'd been drinking-looked like he'd accidentally spilled paint on canvas. -- Richelle Mead
Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I'm investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him. -- J.L. Langley
I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible. -- Zooey Deschanel
You accidentally punched him? Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckleI'm not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing. -- Michael J. Sullivan
You could push people away, past their limits, even accidentally, and then it was just too late to get them back -- Laura Moriarty
Surreal. It was his word of the weekThis must be one of the circles of hell Dante accidentally left off the list. -- Cherie Priest
I've twice accidentally stolen something, and both times I went back and paid for them when I realized I had done it. -- Katie Featherston
There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. -- Sarah Dessen
Look, I think maybe we've been hurt so often that even if someone harms us accidentally, we're blind to see it that way. -- Kresley Cole
I read comics and I did science, and never really put them together until I accidentally found myself in the middle of one. -- Randall Munroe
Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy. -- Gena Showalter
He wouldn't hurt her. Never on purpose. Nev was going to hurt her accidentally, and when he did it would be her own fault. -- Ruthie Knox
It's quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it. -- Terry Pratchett
I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth. -- J.L. McCoy
How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion? With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair of knives in the chest... -- Brandon Sanderson
...maybe he overreacted a bit.A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland. -- Louise Rennison
Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want. -- Jason Sudeikis
But it seems she'd wanted children after all, because when she was told she'd been accidentally sterilized she could feel all the light leaking out of her. -- Margaret Atwood
Also, look for floating alters. These are not deliberately created parts of the system, but alters that were accidentally split off at the same time as others. -- Alison Miller
I don't want to accidentally end up looking back on my life to find that I'm ashamed of myself, I want to live a life I can be proud of. -- Alice Bag
Yeah, great at the physical level level, but I still need more. Sorry. Maybe someday I'll accidentally fall in love with you after all, and we'll be right back here. -- Robin Brande
Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart. -- Louise Rennison
With the whole Mark of Cain thing, does that mean if I accidentally kick you during the night, I get kicked in the shins seven times by an invisible force? -- Cassandra Clare
You don't get drown by falling into a river. You get drown by remaining there. Falling accidentally and rising immediately was what distinguished Thomas Edison and Abraham Lincoln from the rest. -- Israelmore Ayivor
Jungles and grasslands are the logical destinations, and towns and farmland the labyrinths that people have imposed between them sometime in the past. I cherish the green enclaves accidentally left behind. -- Edward O. Wilson
I never take out clients. It's bad policy. He looked me straight in the eyes as he said it. Reaching across for the glove compartment, his arm accidentally brushed my leg. -- Gabrielle Black
I apologize for Pam. I accidentally hit her in the head with a baseball when we were in fifth grade and knocked her out cold. She's never been right since. (Tory) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think you accidentally learn things in high school that turn out to be life lessons when you are able to step back a bit and study them in more depth. -- Megan Fox
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours. -- Busy Philipps
To be a Jew, essentially and not just accidentally, is to regard the Jewish people as one's sole primal community. Election by the unique God requires total and unconditional loyalty to one people. -- David Novak
For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient. -- Jess Rothenberg
The impulse to write things down is a peculiarly compulsive one, inexplicable to those who do not share it, useful only accidentally, only secondarily, in the way that any compulsion tries to justify itself. -- Joan Didion
As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine. -- Ryan Giggs
The trick to surviving an interrogation is patience. Don't offer up anything. Don't explain. Answer the question and only the question that is asked so you don't accidentally put your head in a noose. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Pretty girls lie at the centre of straight culture, dyke culture, fag culture. They sell everything, they buy everything, they ruin great men and women, and finally they ruin themselves, accidentally, simply by getting old. -- Zadie Smith
A moment later, he plopped down on the sand beside her, and when they accidentally touched, Gabby had the briefest flash of them sitting together just like this on a hundred different weekends in the future. -- Nicholas Sparks
Life sucks. It's all random bullshit that adds up to nothing but chaos. Serendipity: accidentally finding something wonderful while not looking for it. A few get lucky. The rest of us fight for what's left over. -- Adriana Law
Pierce made a calculating noise, accidentally brushing my knee as he shiftedAs Jenks would say, you snore nice.I smiled back unconvincingly. I snore nice. Not I opine that your auditory nasal exhalations are most pleasing. -- Kim Harrison
Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the year 19993 will one day exist and that time is a scary thing, indeed. -- Douglas Coupland
We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting. -- Rick Riordan
I could probably have made the head shot from the railing, but with an unfamiliar gun, it was too risky. I didn't want to accidentally shoot the woman in the head. Killing the hostage is always frowned upon. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life! -- George Lopez
However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all. -- Lara St. John
For 24 years of my adult life, by choice I weighed well over 200 pounds. I say 'by choice' because I have never 'accidentally' eaten anything, so when I choose to eat too much, I have chosen to weigh too much. -- Zig Ziglar
As you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go wrong, you become superstitious about tempting fate, about bringing disaster upon your life by accidentally feeling too good one day. -- Douglas Coupland
(...) he walked away understanding, (...) how easily life can be one thing rather than another and how accidentally a destiny is made... on the other hand, how accidental fate may seem when things can never turn out other than they do. -- Philip Roth
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts. -- David Letterman
This year, everything is going to be different. No one in Fischer Hall is going to die this year. Not even accidentally. How are you going to manage that? Coop asks, gnawing on a Chinese spareribBubble wrap all your residents? -- Meg Cabot
In taking our marital arguments upstairs to avoid exposing the children to strife, we accidentally deprived them of chances to witness how two people who care about each other can work out their differences in a calm and reasoned way. -- Po Bronson
This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet back in the first grade with my Boba Fett figure (I was pretending it was the Sarlaac pit). -- Rick Gualtieri
You are such a piece of shit, I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a sound like a wounded duckDon't you talk back to me! You're this close to going to car heaven at the junk yard. -- M. Leighton
Excuse me. I think you must've accidentally used the wrong pronoun.The growl that rumbled up out of his chest was loud enough to rattle the water glass on the bedside tableFine, you can stand in the corner and cheer while I kill him. -- Nalini Singh
Shall we proceed, and ought I do so with my knife drawn?You'd better keep it where it is for the moment, he saidOtherwise you might stab me to death accidentally. .If I stab you to death, she said, it will not be accidental. -- Loretta Chase
If I knew of something that could serve my nation but would ruin another, I would not propose it to my prince, for I am first a man and only then a Frenchman...because I am necessarily a man, and only accidentally am I French. -- Charles de Montesquieu
Love you. A stranger accidentally text messaged me the other day. I didn't delete it. I look at it before I go to bed at night and sometimes during the day. I know it wasn't meant for me... but it's nice to pretend it was. -- Frank Warren
The impulse to write things down is a peculiarly compulsive one, inexplicable to those who do not share it, useful only accidentally, only secondarily, in the way that any compulsion tries to justify itself. I suppose that it begins or does not begin in the cradle. -- Joan Didion
I've anchored my share of live coverage over the years, including car chases. At MSNBC, I often prayed the 'delay switch' would actually work as promised. And, I frequently wondered what I would do or say if a violent and graphic incident accidentally aired on my broadcast. -- David Shuster
The whole calamity would be in one of those police reports that D. B. Sinclair and his concerned citizens filed carefully under T for Things at the back of a locked filing cabinet in the vehicle-licensing centre a day before a bonfire got accidentally out of control. -- Kate Griffin
One did not accidentally graduate from top-tier schools. One strove to get in and to maintain grades once there, and to do that, one usually needed to be a master at conformity. To excel in all the accepted conventions. No, the truly different thinkers often went unnoticed. -- Daniel Suarez
Stunned by how little he'd gotten over her and she'd gotten over him, he walked away understanding, as outside his reading in classical Greek drama he'd never had to understood before, how easily life can be one thing rather than another and how accidentally a destiny is made... -- Philip Roth
The potted plant could have been knocked over intentionally or accidentally, or maybe one of the animals that lived here broke it somehow.I thought of the impossibilities and improbabilities. Jack would say that elves had broken it when they came to take me back to the wood. -- Marta Acosta
I fell into playwriting accidentally, took some classes in it, and also took creative writing classes, but I really didn't expect it to be a career because I didn't believe there was a way to make money as a playwright without being lucky and I didn't feel particularly lucky. -- Orson Scott Card
I remember as a kid having a balloon and accidentally letting the string go and watching it just float off and into the sky until it disappeared. And there's something about that, even, that feels very much like what life is, you know, that it's fleeting, and it's temporal. -- Pete Docter
When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they're selling something that doesn't exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are terrible to each other for an hour, accidentally kiss, then decide to like each other during an extremely vague montage. That isn't how people fall in love. -- Rainbow Rowell
An' things ha' come to a pretty pass, ye ken, if people are going to leave stuff like that aroound where innocent people could accidentally smash the door doon and lever the bars aside and take the big chain off'f the cupboard and pick the lock and drink it! -- Terry Pratchett
Legislative proposals that would enable an employer to determine whether or not a woman's insurance would cover the cost of birth control strikes women as particularly bizarre. Is the boss going to take care of the children that are conceived accidentally? Stop treating us like children. Women are grown ups. -- Madeleine M. Kunin
Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there. -- Jen Lancaster
These words dropped into my childish mind as if you should accidentally drop a ring into a deep well. I did not think of them much at the time, but there came a day in my life when the ring was fished up out of the well, good as new. -- John Steinbeck
That's what this little conversation is all about. The talk about my knives, the stroll on the terrace, the handholding and come-on about what my scar sounds like. Interesting technique. Tell me, what was your next move? Maneuvering me up against the wall here? Or me accidentally falling on your dick? -- Jennifer Estep
Shirley's gonna be pissed, Gazarra saidShe hates when I get shot. To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock. -- Janet Evanovich
It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends, I capitulated hesitantly, but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations. -- Jenny Lawson
In Egypt: Under no conditions, under threat of death could anyone kill a cat. People were exceuted for even killing a cat accidentally. And when a cat died, the whole family, and probably their closest friends, went into mourning, the measure of their personal loss signalled by their shaving off their eyebrows. -- Roger A. Caras
And just as I start to move past him, my hip accidentally rubs against his, and his face is so close, and his eyes so deep, that I can't help but lift my fingers to his smooth, sculptured cheek. Then without even thinking, I close my eyes, lean in, and kiss him. -- Alyson Noel
...he refused to consider the Moroccans' present culture, however decadent, an established fact, an existing thing. Instead, he seemed to believe that it was something accidentally left over from bygone centuries, now in a necessary state of transition, that the people needed temporary guidance in order to progress to some better condition. -- Paul Bowles
So that is how I ended up with those two titles, I like Accidentally on Purpose better - it is how we work in our trade - is it really an accident, or is there a thread of destiny in there? That was the intention, I am not sure I found out. -- Michael York
Are you that afraid of being wrong? One would assume you'd be accustomed to it by now.He gruntedBe careful, girl. You wouldn't want to accidentally insult a man.The last thing I'd want to do is accidentally insult you, Vathah, Shallan saidTo think that Icouldn't manage it on purpose if I wanted! -- Brandon Sanderson
Toreth? Warrick asked softly.He kept still, breathing slightly irregularly, until finally Warrick climbed into bed beside him. Then it was simply a question of timing the movement right so that they met in the middle, accidentally, and Warrick's arm slipped accidentally round him.Why, he wondered sleepily, did he still bother pretending? -- Manna Francis
They who believe the Christian revelation know that the universe is a creation. It is not eternal, since it had a beginning, and it is not the result of a succession of happy coincidences whereby an all but infinite number of matching parts accidentally found each other, fell into place and began to hum. -- A.W. Tozer
Ted: A fucking good poem is a weapon. It's-- and not like a--a popgun or something.- It's a bomb.It's like a bloody big bomb. Sylvia: That's why they make childrenlearn them in school.They don't want them messing aboutwith them on their own. I mean, just imagineif a sonnet went off accidentally. Boom. -- John Brownlow
Winning 'Best Vlogger of 2013' from MTV is a really wonderful honor, and I wanted to thank all of you out there that used your fingers and clicked a button and made this happen, and to all of you that accidentally clicked my name and you were trying to click Jack and Finn, I'm sorry. -- Grace Helbig
Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped, he saidWe've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?Frank! Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberriesWe just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.Kissed a couple of times, Percy said.Annabeth glared at himNot helping! -- Rick Riordan
Lady Talaith. Is that what you're wearing to dinner tonight?...And exactly when did I start owing you an explanation foranything I do?She's got you there, brother. The pair turned on him so fast,Gwenvael stumbled back against the window, almost falling out of it.Don't bother. I'll accidentally hit myself in the head later. -- G.A. Aiken

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