Tony Gardella Quotes in Celebrity (1998)

[talking about Papadakis]

Tony Gardella: He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white.

[sighting celebrities at a screening]

Tony Gardella: Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.

Robin Simon: Him, I recognize.

Tony Gardella: Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.

Tony Gardella: Tom Dale. *Big* star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.

Tony Gardella: What am I, Don Corleone?