Robin Simon Quotes in Celebrity (1998)

Robin Simon: No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

Robin Simon: I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

Dee Bartholomew: I ran into our Tony Gardello at the Cafe Carlyle. He had a blissed-out look like he had died and gone to heaven. How did you manage to put that smile on his face?

Robin Simon: Using my head...

[sighting celebrities at a screening]

Tony Gardella: Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.

Robin Simon: Him, I recognize.

Tony Gardella: Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.

Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.

Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.

Robin Simon: [affecting a Southern accent] I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...

Robin Simon: [to Lee] I hope you catch a break.