Terry Bohner Quotes in A Mighty Wind (2003)

Terry Bohner: There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.

Terry Bohner: This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

[Looking at some item of clothing in a shop]

Terry Bohner: Honey, can you run your hand over this? What are you getting?

Laurie Bohner: I'm getting a bounce, but there's a lightness within it.

Terry Bohner: No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.

Terry Bohner: This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy. It also represents a penis.