Terkel Quotes in Terkel i knibe (2004)

Saki: Ey Torkel, what was it that you called fat Doris yesterday?

Terkel: Er... fat cow?

Saki: Oh right! Haha! Fucking awesome!

Terkel: My teacher got run over by a bus...

Terkel's Mum: Well, you've had a full week then!

Terkel's Mum: Torkel, you're not on the ramp are you?

Terkel: No, mum, I...

Terkel's Mum: Well if you are then come home this instant! You know wet wood spreads SARS!

Terkel: [on the phone, after Stewart's long song about all the childen he has helped out, nearly crying] But can't I just get a little bit of help?

Stewart: That's right Terkel, that's just what you're going to say if your weenie suddenly catches on fire one day...

Terkel: But...

Stewart: ...So long, and tell your dad I'll drop in and crush his face in a few days.