Terk Quotes in Tarzan (1999)

Tantor: That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like - like he was in trouble.

Terk: Yeah? Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care.

Tantor: [Grabbing Terk] Thaaaaat's IT! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we're gonna help him! You got that?

[He places her on his back]

Tantor: Now pipe down, and hang on tight! We've got a boat to catch.

[Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean]

Tantor: I've never felt so alive!

Terk: Good, 'cause I'm gonna kill you!

Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - then waltzes in and expects us to...

Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.

[Looks at Terk with big, soulful eyes]

Terk: Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid.

[Cut to Terk in Jane's dress]

Terk: I'm going to kill him!

Terk: What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?

Tantor: What's everybody lookin' at?

Tantor: [sees the camp] Ooh! The horror! It's gruesome! Hide me!

Terk: Pull yourself together. You're embarrasing me. These things aren't alive.

Tantor: I knew that.

Tantor: [as Tarzan is leaving on the boat] Tarzan!

Terk: We're too late! I can't believe it! If only you had asked for directions.

Tantor: We didn't even get to say goodbye.

Terk: Well, good riddance! Who needs you? Go on, get out of here, bald boy! You ingrate! You bald ingrate!

[Throws a rock at the water]

Terk: Go out and rot, for all I care!

[to Tantor]

Terk: What are you looking at?

Tantor: I'm gonna miss him, too.

Terk: What kind of animal are you?

Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.

Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?

Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...

Terk: He looks nothing like you!

Tantor: Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy.

Terk: Eh, I give it a week.

Tantor: [Terk is dressed in Jane's dress to lure Kerchak away] Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.

Terk: Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing.

Ape Boy: Hurry up, Terk!

Mungo: Last one there's a dung beetle!

Terk: Yeah, first one's gotta eat it!

Swifty: Kick his ass, Brewster! Don't take that shit from this fungus faced toad sucker!

Terk: [to Brewster] I'd tell that little punk that he shouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you.

Brewster Baker: He's right, Swifty. Be polite, Mr. Logan here's a very sensitive man.

[takes a few steps away and looks at Terk]

Brewster Baker: On second thought, I got a good mind to turn this little kid loose and let him just whip your ass, Terk!