Uberta Quotes in The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain (1997)

Uberta: Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek.

[Clavius sighs]

Uberta: Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!

Clavius: [exasperated] Don't you ever shut up?

Clavius: [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating] What is this?

Uberta: If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!

Clavius: Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing!

[he pulls Knuckles away]

Uberta: Let go of my servant!

[she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him]

Clavius: Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!

Uberta: Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of your class to address one of mine!

Knuckles: Ow! Not so hard!

[he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door]

Uberta: Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!

Clavius: Oh... you are a hostage!

Uberta: Rogers, this is your queen speaking. You will regain consciousness this instant, and remain conscious until I win the talent show.

[Rogers doesn't move]

Uberta: Very well. I have no other choice but to take you to my castle and deal with you in a manner to which you are according.

Rogers: Oh, my muffin played the accordion.

[sobs]

Uberta: Your muffin's history, chump!