Talent Show Emcee Quotes in That Thing You Do! (1996)

Talent Show Emcee: Hey, how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Heckler: You're a jerk, cap'n!

Talent Show Emcee: You say: hey, would you like to buy a chicken?

Heckler: Eat my shorts, cap'n!

Talent Show Emcee: [loudly at first, then almost to a whisper] Shut up! I'll kick your ass!

Talent Show Emcee: [after the brass quintet performs] All right, yeah, listen to that applause! Whaddya say, Miss Talent Show? Extra good? No, super! Very good, that definitely makes the Legends of Brass, of Phi Kappa Epsilon waaaay over there at Gannon College, our front-runners!