Guy Patterson Quotes in That Thing You Do! (1996)

Guy Patterson: I'm Guy Patterson, I'm from Erie, Pennsylvania, I'm in a band called The Wonders and we just cut a record, we're out here on the coast and I play the drums and I have all your records well not all of them but a lot of them but ah at least I did until some of them got swiped when I was stationed in Germany and you were playing in Germany at the time that I was stationed there, but you know what I couldn't see you because you were playing in Hamburg and I was stationed in Munich but I listen to your records and I think you're great.

[takes a breath]

Guy Patterson: You are my biggest fan.

Dell Paxton: Thanks.

Guy Patterson: But we still have a hit record.

Mr. White: Yes, you do.

[thoughtfully]

Mr. White: The one-hit Wonders.

[looks at Guy]

Mr. White: A very common tale.

Guy Patterson: When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?