Drew Boley Quotes in Rock of Ages (2012)

Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.

Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band.

[long pause]

Sherrie Christian: You win.

Lonny: Drew... what's the name of your band, mate?

Drew Boley: Wolfgang Von Colt.

Lonny: ...and you're sticking with that are you?

Drew Boley: Yeah...

Lonny: [to audience] Please welcome to the stage very poorly titled Wolfgang Van Colt!

Drew Boley: ...Von Colt.

Lonny: [to Drew] It's not an improvement.

[to audience]

Lonny: Wolfgang VON Colt!

Dennis Dupree: [after Dennis has accepted Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] Okay. Call your band.

Drew Boley: [yells to Bourbon Room employees] Guys! We're opening up for Arsenal!

[Drew's band mates drop what they're doing inside the club, run on stage]

Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore?

Drew Boley: Thank you! You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away.

Dennis Dupree: Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking...

Dennis Dupree: [looks at watch] NOW.

Paul Gill: [after Drew quits the boy band] Rock is dead!

Drew Boley: Rock is not dead!

[Hey Man punches Paul]

Drew Boley: Alright Hey Man!

Sherrie Christian: [trying to convince Dennis to use Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] And he'll do it for free! Besides, nobody cares about the opening act anyway.

Sherrie Christian: [turns to Drew] No offense!

Sherrie Christian, Drew Boley: None taken!

Drew Boley: Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'.

Paul Gill: It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'.

Drew Boley: ...Z-Guyeezz?

Paul Gill: Double the E, double the Z, double the flava!

Drew Boley: [confused] What does the 'Z' even stand for?

Paul Gill: [thinks] Um... nothing! You're over-thinking it! Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie.