Harmony Quotes in The House Bunny (2008)

Harmony: [Lilly whispers to her something about Shelley] No, that doesn't make her a hooker, sorry.

Natalie: [after getting their make-overs and everybody stares at them] So this is what it's like to be not invisible.

Harmony: Oh, not invisible, just the anti-hot.

Natalie: [taking pictures of Harmony for their calendar] Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Make love to the camera.

[laughs]

Natalie: I saw that in Austin Powers.

Shelley: Yeah. Work it. Think, really sexy witch. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Harmony: A good witch.

Shelley: I think you're a bad witch.

Harmony: Oh!

Shelley: Oh! I bet the house that falls on you is gonna be a sexy house.

Natalie: Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.

Harry: What is it out here with these women?

Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.

Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...

Harry: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] ... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.

Harmony: Denmark.

Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here!

Harry: [continuing] I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!

[all the girls in the club raise their hands]

Perry: See that? Obedient little bitches too.

[girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]

Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal.

Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.

Harry: Look, you want to see something cool?

[Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it]

Harmony: Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry.

[Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound]

Harry: No, not really.

Harmony: [naked in bed] You can sleep here if you want but it would only be sleeping, Harry... if thats gonna frustrate you.

Harry: [pause] Let's see.

Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?

Harmony: Bad.

Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?

Harmony: You feel bad.

Harry: Bad?

Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

Harmony: You think I'm amazing. You do. Cause that's who I told you I'd be. That was the game plan.

Harry: Yeah, well, you know what, it worked.

Harmony: You know what? No one else thinks so.

Harry: What, my opinion doesn't count?

Harmony: Actually, no it doesn't. Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better.

Harry: I don't want younger and better, I want you!

Harmony: God, Harry. Shit, if I leave you the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital?

Perry: [Calling Harmony after escaping torture with Harry] Hey, Harmony, it's me.

Harmony: Oh, God, how did you get away?

Perry: I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.

Harmony: Harmony: Oh, God. No more lies, Harry, no more. Are you a detective? Huh? Are you a detective, Harry?

Harry: Harry: Who told you that?

Harmony: Harmony: Flicka, Flicka. You know? My friend Flicka, she told me. If you are, then I really need your help.

Harry: Harry: Well...

Nikki: We're exterminators.

Harmony: Ah. Don't you guys use chemicals for that?

Stella: No, actually you know, with everyone going green now, we came up with a more holistic approach.

Nikki: Just cuz you're gonna kill something, doesn't mean you have to harm the environment.