Strabo Quotes in The Whole Ten Yards (2004)

Lazlo: [in an attempt to kidnap Oz] Now you go in and you grab him. You go in and you grab him. Now what do you do?

Strabo: I go in and...

Lazlo: And grab him. Now what do you do?

Strabo: I go in and I grab him.

Lazlo: Piece of pie.

Strabo: No. It's cake.

Lazlo: What did I say?

Strabo: Pie.

Lazlo: And what did you say?

Strabo: Cake. No, pie.

Lazlo: Piece of pie.

Strabo: [gets out of car and looks back at Lazlo] It's cake.

[Lazlo back hand slaps him]

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You believe I fell down a flight of stairs, don't you?

Strabo: What stairs?

[Oz opens the door and sees that there are no stairs]

Lazlo: [to two guys tied up in the trunk of a car] Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.

[shoots both guys]

Strabo: How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?

Cynthia: How the hell do you know where my husband is?

Lazlo: That was simple: LuJack.

Cynthia: Lujack?

Lazlo: In the Poosche.

Strabo: No, Papa. Its... uh... You say LoJack.

[looks at Cynthia]

Strabo: See? LoJack.

Lazlo: I didn't quite hear.

Strabo: Oh. LoJack.

[Lazlo slaps Strabo]

Lazlo: Don't correct me. Don't ever correct me. Do you like getting hit, is that it? You're a freak who enjoys pain?

Strabo: Of course not.

Strabo: [after seeing Jimmy and Oz in a bed together] A little male bonding?

Jimmy Tudeski: Just like C block, huh Strabo?

Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [in the background] I fell down the stairs, Strabo!