Stooge Quotes in Night of the Demons (1988)

Stooge: Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!

Stooge: Typical... Shut up and drive BITCH!

Stooge: [shouts] Festering fuckwads! You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man.

Stooge: [pounding on the bathroom door] Damn it bitch, c'mon! What'd you do, flush yourself down the fucking toilet or what?

Stooge: Ang, you can't really believe this place is posessed.

Sal: Nah, just reposessed!

Angela: There's plenty of time for dancing later, now it's time for party games.

Stooge: Yeah, we can play post orifice and you can be the stamp.

Frannie: Don't make me ill.

Angela: I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.

Sal: Like what? Bobbing for apples with razor blades in them?

Angela: No! I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.

Judy Cassidy: A seance?

Helen: Isn't that a little chancy? I mean this IS Halloween, the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth. I mean there's no telling what we'll drudge up, especially in this old place.

Frannie: Hey guys, how about a past life seance?

Suzanne: A what?

Frannie: A past life seance. You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.

Stooge: What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?

Suzanne: Cool.

[holds up her compact]

Suzanne: Will this do?

Angela: I'm afraid not, Suzanne, we need one we can all look into at once.

Angela: Those noises we heard, there were three of them, and that awful stink, and then the chill!

Frannie: Well it's not cold now, must've been a draft.

Jay Jansen: Well, maybe somebody did come in.

Helen: The odor's gone too.

Angela: But we ALL experienced them! The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.

Frannie: Demonic what?

Stooge: Demonic watchamacallit. I mean come on, ol' Ange here is just trying to put the ooooga booga on us, okay?

Angela: Would you listen to me? These are NOT ghosts. This house is NOT haunted, it's possessed!

Stooge: Ha! Possessed! Man! Come on it! Who gives a shit?

Judy Cassidy: What's the difference in possessed and haunted?

Angela: A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it, the spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed never existed in human form. They've only existed in spirit form. They're pure evil. They're demons!