Judy Cassidy Quotes in Night of the Demons (1988)

Frannie: [they've just arrived at Hull House] This place used to be a funeral parlor, wasn't it?

Max: Yes. The biggest one of four counties.

Judy Cassidy: A funeral parlor way our here?

Max: Sure, its nice and cozy right next to the old cemetery. And rumor has it that Old Man Hull really loved his clientele. I mean in a carnal sense.

Jay Jansen: That doesn't surprise me. I once saw a portrait of Mrs. Hull.

Frannie: I've heard stories about this place ever since I was a kid. The Hull Family met a pretty gruesome end, didn't they?

Max: Sure did. As a matter of fact it was on Halloween night. One of them went crazy and slaughtered the entire family. Then committed suicide. They could never figure out who did it. Too much blood and guts.

Frannie: I can't believe we're going to party here.

Judy Cassidy: [sighs] Neither can I.

Judy Cassidy: [Jay's body is possessed by a demon now and his eyes gouged out] Oh Jay no!

Jay Jansen: [Possessed] Why has thou forsaken me?

Angela: [Possessed] What's the matter Judy? Don't you like your blind date?

Frannie: Max, what're you doing?

Max: I'm just checking out an old legend about this place, come here! Judy, come here, will ya? Come here, listen.

Judy Cassidy: [uses his stethoscope on the ground by the brick wall sealing off the house] Water!

Max: Yeah, an underground stream. According to legend it completely surrounds the property, this wall was built right on top of it.

Jay Jansen: A brick wall on top of an underground stream? Now there's a stroke of engineering genius.

Max: Well the wall was built to mark the stream, supposedly the evil spirits throughout the land can't cross over running water or something.

Angela: There's plenty of time for dancing later, now it's time for party games.

Stooge: Yeah, we can play post orifice and you can be the stamp.

Frannie: Don't make me ill.

Angela: I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.

Sal: Like what? Bobbing for apples with razor blades in them?

Angela: No! I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.

Judy Cassidy: A seance?

Helen: Isn't that a little chancy? I mean this IS Halloween, the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth. I mean there's no telling what we'll drudge up, especially in this old place.

Angela: Would you listen to me? These are NOT ghosts. This house is NOT haunted, it's possessed!

Stooge: Ha! Possessed! Man! Come on it! Who gives a shit?

Judy Cassidy: What's the difference in possessed and haunted?

Angela: A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it, the spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed never existed in human form. They've only existed in spirit form. They're pure evil. They're demons!

Max: Yeah but even before the first white settlers colonized this area, this strip of land already had a bad rep.

Jay Jansen: Sure, Max.

Max: Mm-mm, for centuries the ancient Indian tribes used to live around this area, would NEVER set foot on this side of the underground creek, even back then they said the land was unclean.

Jay Jansen: Right, Max, and I suppose the ghost of an ancient Indian told you that.

Max: No, Mrs. Porter down at the library gave me a book about what the early settlers wrote, you cannot believe all the cool shit that used to go on down here.

Jay Jansen: Yeah, especially since they didn't have any indoor plumbing, right?

Max: No, really. A young brave got lost and settled here with his family by mistake. Anyway, they found him three weeks later, sitting under a tepee he made of his squaw's intestines, and chewing on the leg of his papoose.

Frannie: Oh gross!

Judy Cassidy: I've never heard so many disgusting stories in all my life.