Steward Quotes in Rush Hour (1998)

Carter: First Class, I like this, this is tight.

Steward: Can I take your jacket, sir?

Carter: My jacket? No, no, you can take this bag though.

[at a blocked gate to the Second Class area]

Mr. James Farrell: We need to get through!

Steward: You can't come this way. This is not the way to the Steerage boat deck, I told you!

Martin Gallagher: Which is the way then?

Seaman at steerage gate: They'll be opening the lower deck ports when the orders are given.

Martin Gallagher: [sarcastic] Oh, they will, won't they? We'll see about that.

Aunt Augusta: Steward! More champagne.

Steward: But we're just about to land.

Aunt Augusta: Then you'll have to hurry, won't you?

Steward: [after walking into Jackie's cabin and discovering something moving inside a basket] Blimey!

Jackie: It's alright, I can make up my own bed.

Steward: What in heaven's name you got in there, miss?

Jackie: Nothing...

Steward: Well, a bit noisy for nothing.

Jackie: I'll show you if you promise not to say anything.

Steward: It ain't a snake, is it?

Jackie: No.

[pulls out Komba the galago]

Jackie: Bushbaby!

Steward: Queer, ain't it? It looks a bit like a monkey!

Jackie: Would you like to hold him? He's very gentle.

Steward: [hesitatingly] I'll take your word for it, miss.

Steward: Good afternoon, gentlemen. Salmon, steak or lasagna?

Happy Chapman: Steak. I hate lasagna.

Otis B. Driftwood: Do they allow tipping on the boat?

Steward: Yes, sir.

Otis B. Driftwood: Have you got two fives?

Steward: Yes, sir!

Otis B. Driftwood: Well, then you won't need the ten cents I was gonna give you.

Steward: Breakfast, sir?

Charles: What'd you say?

Steward: I said, "Breakfast, sir?"

Charles: Two scotch and sodas with plain water. You take it plain, don't you?

Jean: Don't you take cream and sugar?

Charles: No, I always drink it black.

[pause]

Charles: Say, what am I talking about?

Jean: That's what I was wondering.

Steward: How about a nice bicarbonate of soda with an egg in it? It does wonders!

[last lines]

Fran Dodsworth: Are you going back to that washed-out expatriate in Naples?

Sam Dodsworth: Yes, and when I marry her, I'm going back to doing things.

Fran Dodsworth: Do you think you'll ever get me out of your blood?

Sam Dodsworth: Maybe not, but love has got to stop someplace short of suicide.

[Dodsworth runs to the gangplank and jumps on just as it is lowered away from the ship. The boat whistle sounds]

Steward: But the gentleman will miss the boat!

Fran Dodsworth: [shouting above the boat whistle] HE'S GONE ASHORE! HE'S GONE ASHORE!