FBI Gate Guard #1 Quotes in Rush Hour (1998)

[Carter is riding in a tow truck pulling up to the Consulate; he meets the guard whose ass Lee kicked earlier]

Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?

FBI Gate Guard #1: Go screw yourself.

Carter: What did you say?

FBI Gate Guard #1: I said go screw yourself.

Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that.