Katherine Quotes in The Numbers Station (2013)

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  • Emerson Kent: Oh shit, your leg.

    Katherine: Oh my God!

    [as he carries her to a table]

    Katherine: I can't even feel anything.

    Emerson Kent: That's usually a bad sign.

    Katherine: You always know what to say to a girl.

  • Katherine: What would happen if I'm not here Monday?

    Emerson Kent: Because there'd been a terrible train accident?

    Katherine: No, the train's here, I'm just not on it.

    Emerson Kent: I would have to make a phone call.

    Katherine: You would have to make a phone call?

    Emerson Kent: I would make a phone call.

    Katherine: Company man.

  • Robert: We're going to Merlin. He made for your father king; perhaps he can make you queen.

    Katherine: Now I know you're lying. Nobody knows where Merlin is.

    Robert: Well, that will make things more difficult, won't it?

  • Devlin Adams: So, where's Danny?

    Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.

    Devlin Adams: Come again?

    Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.

    Devlin Adams: Why?

    Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.

    Devlin Adams: Really?

    Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.

    Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.

    Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.

    Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.

    Katherine: What? What happened?

    Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him

    Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.

    Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.

    Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.

    Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?

    Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.

    Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?

    Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?

    Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?

    Devlin Adams: I don't know.

    [They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]

    Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?

    Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

  • Palmer: You have kids?

    Katherine: Huh? Hmmm?

    Palmer: You have children?

    Danny Maccabee: We have, sort of, a little bit of children right?

  • Katherine: [about Ian] Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, a little bit of the red flag.

    Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.

  • Katherine: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

  • Katherine: [as they watch bikini-clad Palmer dive into the water] She really wears that bikini well.

    Eddie: Yeah... you know what she'd wear well? A dental floss and a pirate hat.

  • Maggie: [British accent] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?

    Danny Maccabee: What's with the accent?

    Katherine: She's been working on some accents.

    Maggie: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.

    Danny Maccabee: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?

    Michael: No, I'm more into Californication.

    Katherine: When do you ever watch Californication?

    Maggie: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.

  • Katherine: My tolerance level is here

    [holds her hand at chest level]

    Katherine: and if it goes up to here

    [hand goes up to nose level]

    Katherine: I'm taking my kids, I'm selling you out and I'm going home.

  • Katherine: [Opening up a package of oddly constructed breast implants in the clinic] What are these?

    Delivery Guy: "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big.

    Katherine: [Holding up one of the bags] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.

  • Eddie: Katherine, I can't go. Okay?

    Katherine: Why?

    Eddie: Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex-girlfriend.

    Katherine: Oh, you're disgusting.

    Eddie: And I forgot she's engaged to a UFC fighter. He wants to punch me in the face.

    Katherine: I wanna punch you in the face.

  • Danny Maccabee: Where does the name Devlin come from?

    Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.

    Danny Maccabee: A frenemy.

    Katherine: Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.

  • Palmer: I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.

    Katherine: Oh, I forgot, you're 15.

    [Danny accidentally kicks Palmer with the intention of kicking Katherine]

    Palmer: Ouch! Did you just kick me?

    Danny Maccabee: No I did not. Did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?

  • Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?

    Katherine: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.

    Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend.

    Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.

    Adam: I bet you'd be a good one.

  • Adam: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.

    Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

  • Adam: I see. So, have you had very many patients? Or...

    Katherine: My patient history is not...

    Adam: I'm your first patient, aren't I?

    Katherine: No. No, not at all.

    Adam: Second?

    Katherine: [laughs] No.

    Adam: Third?

    Adam: [Katherine rubs her hands together] Wow, okay, third. How are the first two doing?

  • [Last lines]

    Katherine: So...

    Adam: So...

    Katherine: Now what?

    [Adam smiles]

  • Adam: I want this to be over. I'm so fucking tired of being sick... if this surgery doesn't work, that's it -

    [crying]

    Adam: I've never been to fucking Canada or told a girl I love her... it sounds stupid.

    Katherine: No. It doesn't.

    Adam: I'm sorry I was such an asshole.

    Katherine: I was the asshole. I was so totally unprepared for you. This job is really hard. If I fuck up, I could ruin someone's whole life.

    Adam: I guess we're both beginners at this.

    Katherine: [smiles] Yeah.

  • Katherine: Listen, when I was a little girl I used to spend hours looking for ladybugs. Finally, I'd just give up and fall asleep in the grass. When I woke up, they were crawling all over me.

  • Katherine: Never lose your childish innocence. It's the most important thing.

  • Katherine: Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present.

  • Katherine: It's a nice little villa. Rather run down, but redeemable. Are you going to buy it?

    Frances: No, no, no. I'm, I'm just a tourist. Here for the day.

    Katherine: So?

    Frances: Well, I mean who wouldn't want to buy a villa in Tuscany. But, uh, the way my life's been going, that would be a terrible idea.

    Katherine: Terrible idea. Mm... Don't you just love those?

  • Katherine: You were so terrified, it was so sweet.

    Armand: I thought I was gonna have a heart attack. I mean, I walk in the door and there's a woman in my bed!

    Katherine: I paid the doorman twenty dollars - twenty dollars, in those days!

    Armand: Oh, God. And I thought, "what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and see what those straight guys are raving about."

  • Katherine: Armand Goldman.

    Armand: Katie Archer, or is it "Mrs." something?

    Katherine: No. I'm between husbands.

  • Katherine: [almost runs into Daisy, while holding a hot pizza] Watch it, Daisy!

    Daisy: What? Think I got eyes in my butt?

    Katherine: That's where your brains are!

  • [giving a pizza to Kat]

    Daisy: Say hello to Mom for me.

    Katherine: No, I'll be late for my interview.

    Daisy: Well, then you better hurry!

    Katherine: I've been three times this week.

    Daisy: Four, and you go to Heaven.

    [Kat leaves]

    Daisy: Kat, such a good girl. Where did we go wrong with her sister Daisy?

  • Dave: Have a nice trip.

    Katherine: You too.

    Dave: But I'm not going anywhere.

    Katherine: I don't know about that.

  • Dave: Hi, Kathy.

    Katherine: [not realizing that Dave's not really the Italian guy he made himself out to be] Oh, God, what did you do to yourself?

    Dave: I just, uh...

    Katherine: Oh, I liked you better before. Oh, what happened to your cornicello?

    Katherine: [Dave remains silent] Now you look like everybody else.

    Dave: I *am* everybody else.

  • Katherine: Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.

  • Katherine: [meeting Jeff] You don't look like a lawyer...

    Jeff: You don't look like a Grandma.

    Katherine: You ARE a lawyer! Full of shit.

  • Katherine: [after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.

  • Katherine: [about Beau] He's a horny old bastard!

  • Katherine: [everyone is breaking down and crying] Am I the only sane one here?

  • Katherine: [at the beauty parlor] Rafi, let me ask you something. Do you like having sex?

    [a row of beauticians look up]

    Katherine: Don't get a Nintendo.

  • Katherine: A whorehouse?

    Rafe: A house inhabited by whores.

  • Katherine: Come when the king doth to my lady come. And if I have much love... I'll give you some.

  • Katherine: Your Uncle Scott is old like, you know, me and your dad, but he still has a lot of growing up to do, like you guys.

    Charles: I don't think Uncle Scott knows how to grow up.

  • Katherine: [reading to unconscious Scott] After five days of rain, the sun is finally shining. George and I had dinner with Katherine and William and baby Charles last night. He gave us wonderful news; I'm going to be a grandmother again. I remember the day when Katherine said she was pregnant with Charles. It brought so much joy to our family. We threw all the calendars out the window, even though the time Katherine last saw Scott and started seeing William was only the difference of a few weeks. Katherine was my second son's first love, and my first son's true love. Charles was born nine months after Scott left. Our family never mentions this. If you don't say it out loud, then it's not true.

  • Katherine: You know cooked tonight? I hadn't cooked in years.

    Scott: That means I'm a good influence.

    Katherine: No, you're *under* the influence.

  • Katherine: Why *do* you have a horse?

    Scott: This guy in Memphis owed me some money, I took the horse instead. It worked out well, 'cuz I got a couple of DUIs, and I can't operate anything with a key.

    Katherine: Hmm, maybe we'll lock our doors.

  • Katherine: Oh my god, I have to tell you about this reall artsy party this French-Canadian girl in my acting class threw. Like everyone there they wrote like poems or novellas or something. So this one college guy, he was asian, he gets up with his little leather portfolio with a satin ribbon to tie it shut and he's gonna read his poetry. But before he starts reading, he tells us about his fascinations with the human body and he says what fascinates him even more is what comes out of the human body.

    [sighs to her french fries]

    Katherine: I know I'm really lactose intolerant but I really wish these had cheese on them. Anyway, evidentally he's tasted everything that's come out of his body except shit and he says he'll probably taste that one day too. And then he reads a poem about "shit" so I'm thinking, "Okay, this guy really likes shit," right? And then he keeps reading and he reads 17 poems all about shit. 17! I'm not kidding. And he's talking about the smells and the colors and the farting... Gabe, can you pass me the ketchup? Thanks. Anyway, I was so relieved when he got tired of reading. Then this ethnic woman stands up, she was like Native American or Pilipino, I can never really tell the difference, she didn't have a poem to read so she tells us about a problem that she's having. A sex problem. She says that there's like some force that's making her screw around all the time. All these guys are after her and I mean, she's not what I would call sexy. Well, not that I'm into women that way, but I can tell when a woman's sexy. I mean, she's not what I would call a skank or anything, she's just not what I would call sexy, that's all. So, anyway, this is really funny

    [chuckles]

    Katherine: , I drank soo much homemade ice tea that I really had to pee right in the middle of her story, right? So I get up, I go to the bathroom, but the bathroom door's locked. So I'm kind of standing there looking at the wallpaper, which is really kind of giving me a headache. Then all of a sudden the toilet flushes, the door opens and the "shit guy" walks out and he's smiling. And not one of those like polite acknowledgement smiles, but he's like SMILING like he's happy about something and all of a sudden I didn't have to pee anymore.

  • Katherine: [Performing the song Gabriel wrote for his Broadway workshop class] ... Enter you In less than no time LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LUM LITTY...

  • Katherine: Where are you going? I thought we could grab a chicken Caesar at Cosi's Soup and Burger?

  • Katherine: Did you find a rhyme for the lyric in the second "A?"

    Gabriel: I'm working on it.

  • Geert: What do you want in a man?

    Katherine: Hmm I just want some tough guy to sweep me off my feet.

    Geert: Dangerous men will hurt you.

    Katherine: Small price to pay for some true feelings.

  • Katherine: It looks like a nice little motel.

    Geert: Yeah just like the place in Psycho.

  • Katherine: Hey guys, this is wild. Did we really just get carjacked?

    Omar: Hey I fucked up, okay? It won't happen again.

    Katherine: Oh come on Omar. Wasn't your fault.

  • Katherine: Omar, what's your daughters name?

    Omar: What?

    Katherine: What's your daughters name?

    Omar: Meadow.

    Katherine: How old is she?

    Omar: Seven and three quarters.

    Katherine: Well you're sweet with her. You know I have an eight year old son but I haven't seen him in two years.

    Geert: I'm so sorry Katherine.

    Katherine: I'm shit.

    Geert: You're not shit.

    Katherine: Yes I am!

    Geert: I think you're great. It's just one more night and then Dr. Bang will take care of us. It's just one more night.

  • Katherine: They know they aint never gonna be Mr. Right, they're just happy being Mr. Right Now.

  • Debbie: No Laura, Rachel tells them the truth, not what they want to hear but the actual truth. And I think that's pretty admirable considering the fact that culturally as women we're conditioned to lie.

    Laura: What are you talking about?

    Katherine: Yeah, I've got to hear this.

    Debbie: Alright fine listen, you know how a man if he has sex with like a hundred women he's considered a stud, but if a woman sleeps with like ten guys she's considered a whore, so how the hell does a woman not start feeling like she has to lie with the pressure of that kind of ridiculous double standard.

    Laura: That's not lying , that's just not giving all the information.

    Katherine: That's shady

    Debbie: No that's justification.

    Laura: No that's reality. If me weren't so infantile about confronting their woman's history then we wouldn't have to lie would we, I mean do you know how much easier my last relationship would have been if I didn't have to deal with the did you fuck him questions all the time.

  • Katherine: It's not about the sex sweetie, anyone can have sex, it's about the walk up the stairs.

  • Katherine: I couldn't get this man to go down on me if we were on the Titanic

  • Katherine: Martin cannot tell when something hurts.

  • Katherine: It must be tremendously interesting to be a schoolmaster, to watch boys grow up and help them along; to see their characters develop and what they become when they leave school and the world gets hold of them. I don't see how you could ever get old in a world that's always young.

  • Katherine: I'm sorry, I wasn't in any danger.

  • Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.

  • [last lines]

    Emily: Can you leave the door open?

    Katherine: You know I can't do that.

  • [from trailer]

    David: We're gonna move, out of state - country.

    Katherine: What about Emily? This is a traumatic time for her. I think it's important she stays here and works through this.

    David: No, here she's flooded with memories. Right now, I need to be a full-time dad.

  • [last lines]

    Katherine: Did you do your homework?

    Emily: Yes.

    Katherine: Did you brush your teeth?

    Emily: Yes.

    Katherine: Good.

  • Katherine: We're all hurt someplace and we're all looking for a painkiller.

  • Greta: How do you survive without cable?

    Katherine: Oh yeah, it's really tough, Greta. Sometimes we cry ourselves to sleep at night.

  • Katherine: Course, you could've told us it was your day off.

    Greta: Well you could've let me know it was your day to get off.

  • Katherine: You had strange dreams last night.

    Martin Bells: I did?

    Katherine: Mmm. You were breathing really heavily. Kept kicking your legs and moaning.

    Martin Bells: You sure we weren't having sex?

    Katherine: Pretty sure. Yeah.

  • Katherine: Oh my god.

    Martin Bells: This just doesn't happen! This is not happening! Cray, why are you doing this? What the hell are you doing?

    Inspector Thomas Cray: Stop asking for the "how" and "why" Martin!

  • Katherine: A penny.

    Connie: For what?

    Katherine: You know what.

    Connie: For my thoughts? They're not worth it.

  • Katherine: I look at you. I look right in your eyes... and all I see are a bunch of trashy daydreams.

  • Diane: Here's to law school, may it be the three shortest years of my life.

    Jeanie: Here's to reaching my full capacity.

    Diane: A whole quarter of it.

    Stevie: Here's to my new employers at Pan Am, may they never find out I'm afraid of flying.

    Liz: Here's to my mother who never let me forget that I was born with a silver spoon up my ass. But mother you were wrong, it's up my nose!

    Katherine: Here's to my sisters...

    Diane: Oh come on!

    Katherine: No seriously, here's to my sisters without whom I wouldn't be what I am today... wasted!

    Diane: Alright Morgan, now we understand this takes a lot of thinking Morgan...

    Morgan: Here's to...

    [begins to throw up within mouth]

  • Amanda: Katherine! Call 911! There's a man under my bed!

    Katherine: You have got to be kidding me.

    [goes into the bedroom, looks under the bed and finds the dog dead]

  • Katherine: [startling Amanda] Hey, I've been looking all over for you. Is everything okay?

    Amanda: I was fine until you scared the shit out of me!

  • Katherine: I'm really calling the police now, James.

    James Deakin: I've called the police. They don't do shit.

  • Owen: At the turn of the century heroin was available at every corner drugstore. Any housewife could get some for a headache.

    Katherine: I am not a turn of the century housewife and I don't want heroin in my house.

  • Katherine: Cocteau was Cocteau before he ever did... drugs.

    Owen: What are you saying?

    Katherine: That's it's not going to help you.

  • Katherine: Not this girl. A killing spree maybe.

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