Stephen Stills Quotes in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Scott Pilgrim: What?

Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?

Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

Envy Adams: Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott Pilgrim: You used to be so nice!

[Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall]

Stephen Stills: Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...

[He and Kim walk off]

Envy Adams: Oh, he'll be done, real soon...

Todd Ingram: [a long bass note is played from the hole] Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

Knives Chau: Hey Scott!

Scott Pilgrim: What the hell...

Ramona V. Flowers: Who is that girl again?

Stephen Stills: Scott dated her.

Scott Pilgrim: Briefly.

Ramona V. Flowers: How old is she?

Scott Pilgrim: Uhhhhhhhh...

[the camera goes into his head. We see a wheel listing various thoughts. The arrow gets stuck between "I gotta pee" and "Who, her?"]

Scott Pilgrim: I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.

Stephen Stills: I have distressing news.

Kim Pine: Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it.

Stephen Stills: Level with me... did we suck?

Ramona V. Flowers: I don't know... did you?

[walks away]

Stephen Stills: ...she has to go. She knows we suck.

Stephen Stills: If we win, it won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom-Omb shirts. It'll be the cool kids, too.

Stephen Stills: Oh god!... oh man! This is a nightmare! Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up...!

Scott Pilgrim: It's just nerves!

Kim Pine: Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.

Stephen Stills: We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us!

Stephen Stills: [as a 1UP appears in front of Scott] What are you doing?

Scott Pilgrim: Getting a life.

[grabs 1UP]