Todd Ingram Quotes in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)


Todd Ingram Quotes:

  • Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he.

    Scott Pilgrim: He and me.

    Todd Ingram: Don't you talk to me about grammar!

  • Vegan Police: Freeze! Vegan Police!

    Vegan Police: Vegan Police!

    Vegan Police: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.

    Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!

    Vegan Police: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

    Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...

    Vegan Police: [to Policeman #2] Take it.

    Vegan Police: [whips out notepad] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.

    Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?

    Vegan Police: It's milk and eggs, bitch.

    Vegan Police: [still reading] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.

    [Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]

    Todd Ingram: [feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?

  • Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.

    Todd Ingram: Ve-gone?

  • Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

    Scott Pilgrim: What?

    Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

    Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?

    Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

    Envy Adams: Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

    Scott Pilgrim: You used to be so nice!

    [Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall]

    Stephen Stills: Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...

    [He and Kim walk off]

    Envy Adams: Oh, he'll be done, real soon...

    Todd Ingram: [a long bass note is played from the hole] Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

  • Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.

    Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.

    Text: He really doesn't.

  • Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

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