Crash Quotes in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Crash: This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this.

Crash: [the song last only a couple of seconds] Thank you.

Wallace Wells: [yelling out] It's not a race, guys!

Crash: [annoyed] Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

Wallace Wells: Sweet!

[to Jimmy]

Wallace Wells: I love this song!

Crash: Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys.

Wallace Wells: [yelling out] Is that girl a boy too?

Crash: Yes!

[girl drummer flips him off]

Crash: What's that sound?

Buck: It's the wind. It's speaking to us.

Eddie: What's it saying?

Buck: I don't know. I don't speak wind.

Manny: [looking at Eddie & Crash singing] Are you crazy?

Diego: [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice] Its not poison!

[surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash]

Crash: [in a squeaky voice] That is Sooo Disturbing!

Buck: [from the other side] Stop laughing! All of you!

Crash: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Stop Laughing all of you!

[All laugh hysterically]

Manny: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Whats rule number 1?

[All laugh hysterically]

Ellie: They are just laughing, what's so bad about that?

Buck: They died laughing!

[points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs]

Ellie: [gasps] Stop laughing!

Manny: [in a squeaky voice] You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die!

[all laugh hysterically]

Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] And i don't even like Sid!

Crash: [in a squeaky voice] Who does? He's an idiot!

[All laugh hysterically]

Diego: [in a squeaky voice] Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years!

Manny: [in a squeaky voice] Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER!

[moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically]

Manny: [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk] Coo chee Coo chee Coo!

Buck: [In a normal voice] Stop That!

[gasps]

Buck: Don't you see?

[in a squeaky voice]

Buck: We are all gonna die!

[All look at him and begin laughing hysterically including Buck]

Ellie: [on the other side] I gotta do everything huh?

[Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose]

Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Sometimes, i wet my bed!

Crash: [in a squeaky voice] Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed!

[All Laugh hysterically]

Manny: [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice] Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...?

Manny: Oh i heard all of it

Eddie: [to crash] You wet my bed?

Crash: That was just gas talk dude.

Eddie: So, Why do they call it the Chasm of Death?

Buck: Well, We tried big smelly crack but uh, that just made everybody giggle!

Manny: Well now what?

Buck: [Buck pulls on a cord and a large ribcage on a vine appears] Madam...?

[gestures for Ellie to get on]

Manny: Whoa! She is not doing that!

Buck: Bup bup bup bup! Rule number 1...?

Eddie: Ooh ooh ooh!

[raises his hand in the air]

Buck: Ah! Come on mammoth! You're supposed to have a good memory!

Ellie: Always listen to Buck!

[walks onto the rib cage]

Buck: Now eyes forward, Back straight and

[quietly]

Buck: breath in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.

Ellie: TOXIC FUMES?

Buck: Just another day in paradise!

[cuts the vine to release the rib cage]

Manny: Wait!

Buck: GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Manny: [moment of silence and then sees the empty ribcage move towards them] Ellie? You okay?

Ellie: [calling from the other side] You have to try this!

Buck: Alright! Now Pile on everyone! Couldn't be easier!

Buck: [the cage is stranded in the middle of the fumes] Don't panic! Just some uh technical Difficulties! Keep holding it in boys!

Eddie: [Stops holding his breath] I cant take it anymore!

Crash: He breathed it!

[gasps]

Crash: now I'm breathing it!

[crash & eddie make choking noises]

Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!

Crash: [in a squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!

Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Me? You should hear you!

[Both laugh hard]

Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Alright Alright. and a one, and a two...

Crash, Eddie: [in a squeaky voice, singing] Christmas, Christmas time is near...

Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast?

Crash: Wait. You mean there's something *bigger* than Mommy Dinosaur?

Buck: Aye.

Eddie: "Eye"?

Buck: Aye aye. He's the one that gave me *this*

[pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]

Eddie: Whoa. He gave you that patch?

Crash: For free? That's so cool.

Eddie: Yeah, maybe he'll give *us* one, too!

Buck: [from trailer] Are you ready for adventure?

Crash, Eddie: Yes, sir!

Buck: For danger?

Crash, Eddie: Yes, sir!

Buck: For death?

Eddie: Uhh, can you repeat the question?

Crash: You are super weasel!

Eddie: Ultra weasel!

Diego: Diesel weasel!

Ellie: Manny! Pineapples!

Buck: Pineapples?

Manny: She gets cravings.

Ellie: Pomegrantes? Grapefruits! Nectarines?

Diego: She's ordering a fruit cocktail.

Ellie: Come on, think! Peaches!

Manny: Peaches? Peaches! The baby! What, what now?

Diego: This? Not good.

Manny: [Freaking out] The baby's coming!

[to Crash and Eddie]

Manny: Did you guys hear that? Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head, but...

Crash: Can you try to hold it in?

Ellie: Can somebody slap him for me?

Eddie: [Slaps Crash] Done and done.

Manny: Just sit tight. We're coming!

Buck: We're hit! We're hit! Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude!

[Taps flying dinosaurs eyeball]

Buck: Hold these!

[Hands reins over to Crash & Eddie, and begins mouth to mouth on dinosaur]

Buck: Oh, tastes like fish.

Eddie: Okay. That's just weird. I love you, bro!

Crash: I know!

Buck: Snap out of it! Come on!

[Punches dinosaurs nostril; dinosaur wakes up]

Sid: [after being rescued by flying dinosaur] Help!

Eddie: [Looks over side of dinosaur] No, Sid, it's me!

Crash: [Looks over also] And me!

Buck: [Joins Crash & Eddie] And me!

Sid: Uh, I don't wanna panic anyone, but who's flying this thing?

Buck: Oops!

[Crashes into ice ceiling]

Buck: Grab that ammo!

Crash: [Using Eddie's tail as sling-shot] Bogey, three o'clock! Fire!

Eddie: This is awesome!

Crash: Light it up! Yeah!

Eddie: Hasta la vista, birdy!

Crash: Have you ever flown one of these before?

Buck: No. First time, actually.

Crash: This place is totaled.

Eddie: And we didn't wreck it.

Crash: We're losing our touch, bro.

Crash: Dude, You're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!

Eddie: Me too!

Eddie, Crash: [after inhaling the poison gas] Let's do it!

[singing]

Eddie, Crash: Christmas, Christmas, time is here!

Crash: Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!

Eddie: Me too!

Crash: [singing] I believe I can fly.

[hits tree]

Eddie: What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth.

Crash: How? Everyone is either a dude or our sister.

Eddie: Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?

Crash: [waking up] Dung patch?

Eddie: [while looking down and around him] Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.

Crash: [while looking down and around him] I didn't do "this"!

[looks behind him]

Crash: At least not "all" of it.

Ellie: [annoyed with Manny suggesting they save their species] OK. We followed you during the day, now you're coming with us at night.

Manfred: But we can't see at night.

Ellie: Then enjoy the flood.

Eddie: I can't even look at him!

Crash: [turns and looks at Manny] Pervert!

Manny: [Crash and Eddie keep drumming all the time] Do you mind?

Crash: He sucks the fun out of everything.

Eddie: FUNSUCKER!

Granny: I hate llamas. They spit and smell bad.

Diego: So do you.

Crash, Eddie: So do we!

[They high five]

Crash: [from trailer] Where are we?

Brooke: Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!

[Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]

Diego: This is the guy who's gonna save us?

Shangri Llama: Yes, but first... downward dog!

[Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]

Shangri Llama: Caterpillar!

[Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]

Shangri Llama: Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!

Sid: [doing the mashed potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy.

[he gets tied up with Granny]

Sid: Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.

Panicked Start: Meteor shower!

Eddie: Meteor?

Crash: Shower?

Buck: The mother of all asteroids, screaming towards us. But I got a plan! Who's with me?

Crash, Eddie: Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie: Haha! "Doody".

[He and Crash laugh]

Buck: Try not to make any friction.

Eddie: No friction. Got it.

[Pull back to show Crash and Eddie rubbing their feet on Manny's fur]

Crash: Cool beans. What exactly is friction?

Crash: Baby made a poopie.

Eddie: I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed.

Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?

Crash: Can I tell him our secret?

[Eddie nods]

Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!

Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!

Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.

Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!

Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.

Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.

Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?

Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.

Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.

Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.

Manny: I know. That's what worries me.

Crash: I didn't do that. It was the car.

Maggie Peyton: His name is Herbie.

Crash: That's a ridiculous na...

[as Crash almost said 'name', Herbie's seat ejected and ridded Crash, for his remark. Crash landed into a crowd]