Gideon Gordon Graves Quotes in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)


Gideon Gordon Graves Quotes:

  • Gideon Gordon Graves: You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

  • Gideon Gordon Graves: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! *Two hours!*

  • [Ramona approaches Gideon seductively]

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Yeah. Still my girl.

    Ramona V. Flowers: Let's both be girls.

    [She knees him in the groin]

  • Gideon Gordon Graves: [talking to Scott Pilgrim] Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!

  • Gideon Gordon Graves: [stabs Scott in the chest while he is caught off guard] Game Over.

    [Scott falls over, dead]

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Scotty, you can cheat on many girls as you like. But you can't... cheat... death.

  • [phone rings; Some Guy picks it up offscreen]

    Some Guy: [whispering] It's for Scott.

    Wallace Wells: [takes the phone from Some Guy and passes it to Scott] It's for you, big guy.

    Scott Pilgrim: [takes the phone] Hello?

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Hey, pal! I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier. I don't want any hard feelings, so I figured, why not be the bigger man, and just give you a call.

    Scott Pilgrim: Is Ramona with you?

    Gideon Gordon Graves: I dunno...

    [to a brainwashed Ramona]

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Are you with me?

    Ramona V. Flowers: [deadpan] Yeah.

    [Scott screams in agony on phone]

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right!

    Scott Pilgrim: No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch!

    Gideon Gordon Graves: Mm-hmm... Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are *amazing*!

    Scott Pilgrim: [looking intense] Yeah, maybe I'll see you there.

    Gideon Gordon Graves: I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say?

    Scott Pilgrim: Mm-hmm

    Gideon Gordon Graves: OK, laytaz'!

    [hangs up]

    Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.

    [Scott notices that Wallace was listening in on another phone]

    Wallace Wells: Forget what I said earlier.

    [hangs up phone]

    Wallace Wells: Finish him.

    [Scott dramatically gears up, and runs off to the Chaos Theatre for the "final level" as Wallace and Some Guy watch from inside]

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