Stan Coombs Quotes in Crackerjack (2002)

Stan Coombs: And remember, this is a game of skill, touch and patience. A true revealer of character.

Jack Simpson: All it's revealing right now is two inches of arse-crack poking out the top of my pants!

Stan Coombs: [introducing Nance] Her name's Nance. In case your interested?

Jack Simpson: Am not, I've got a girlfriend.

Mandy: [walks in angrily] No you don't!

Jack Simpson: Mandy, what are you doing here?

Mandy: Returning your things.

[throws a pack of cigarettes into Jack's hands, Stan laughs]

Jack Simpson: [shouting to Mandy] Better all be here!