Dave Jackson Quotes in Crackerjack (2002)

Dave Jackson: Number ten... um... stab me in the eye with a ball-point pen.

Dave Jackson: Forty-four. Two fat whores.

Supervisor: [about to review one of Jack's phone conversation] Why don't we listen into one of your calls shall we?

Jack Simpson: Excellent Idea

Jack Simpson: [over phone] Good afternoon, My name is Jack Simpson and you are a good-for-nothing layabout. Ha Ha!

Dave Jackson: [over phone] Hi Jack. How's it going?

Jack Simpson: Shithouse. I just had this idiot on the line going on and on, so i told her to blow it out her arse. Still on for later?

Dave Jackson: Yeah.

Jack Simpson: Okay, I'll see you at the bowls club. I told that dumbfuck supervisor I've got a migraine coming on, so I reckon I'll get the arvo off. Ha ha ha

[Supervisor stops recording]

Jack Simpson: [sarcastically] Maybe a little long but otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%

Supervisor: Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.