Stan Butler Quotes in Holiday on the Buses (1973)
Stan Butler Quotes:
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Arthur: No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.
Olive: Well that's true.
Stan Butler: I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.
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Stan Butler: He's gonna be annoyed, he's got it but it's not much use to him.
Olive: Story of Arthur's life.
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Jack: Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?
Stan Butler: Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.
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Jack: I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.
Stan Butler: What mystery tour?
Jack: You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.
Stan Butler: Oh that mystery tour.
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Stan Butler: I'm sorry you broke your foot.
Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: [suprised] Thanks.
Stan Butler: It should've been your neck!
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Stan Butler: Have you had it off with her yet?
Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.
Stan Butler: 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.
Jack: That's the best part of him!
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Stan Butler: It's Mavis over there - without her mum!
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Arthur: Everybody out - no-one's allowed in the pool till that lady's covered up.
[Pointing to Olive]
Arthur: .
Stan Butler: Cor blimey what a sight!
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Mrs. Hudson: What's going on?
Stan Butler: Nothing, I was just going to ask your daughter if we can have a drink.
Mrs. Hudson: Good idea, we can all go together.
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Stan Butler: Ave a drop of champagne, best not waste it. Come to think of it, best not waste anything else either!
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