Stan Butler Quotes in Holiday on the Buses (1973)

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  • Arthur: No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.

    Olive: Well that's true.

    Stan Butler: I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.

  • Stan Butler: He's gonna be annoyed, he's got it but it's not much use to him.

    Olive: Story of Arthur's life.

  • Jack: Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?

    Stan Butler: Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.

  • Jack: I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.

    Stan Butler: What mystery tour?

    Jack: You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.

    Stan Butler: Oh that mystery tour.

  • Stan Butler: I'm sorry you broke your foot.

    Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: [suprised] Thanks.

    Stan Butler: It should've been your neck!

  • Stan Butler: Have you had it off with her yet?

    Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.

    Stan Butler: 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.

    Jack: That's the best part of him!

  • Stan Butler: It's Mavis over there - without her mum!

  • Arthur: Everybody out - no-one's allowed in the pool till that lady's covered up.

    [Pointing to Olive]

    Arthur: .

    Stan Butler: Cor blimey what a sight!

  • Mrs. Hudson: What's going on?

    Stan Butler: Nothing, I was just going to ask your daughter if we can have a drink.

    Mrs. Hudson: Good idea, we can all go together.

  • Stan Butler: Ave a drop of champagne, best not waste it. Come to think of it, best not waste anything else either!

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