Short Stop Quotes in The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it.

Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.

Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!

Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing.

Short Stop: That's bullshit.

Abner DoubleDay: OK, Short Stop.

Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?

Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times.

Short Stop: No, you said two.

Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop.

[laughs]