Abner DoubleDay Quotes in The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Abner DoubleDay Quotes:
Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it.
Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.
Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!
Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing.
Short Stop: That's bullshit.
Abner DoubleDay: OK, Short Stop.
Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?
Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times.
Short Stop: No, you said two.
Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop.
Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi?
Qi: Only 18 people here.
Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength, speed, and strategy. One team will go out onto the field to play defense while the other team will take turns hitting this ball... with a stickie.
Chico: What are you gonna call this game?
Abner DoubleDay: What else? Stickie McSchnickens. Now your goal, ball thrower, is to get the ball past me two times without my hitting it. Fire when ready.
Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go... Two - four - six - eight - who do we appreciate?
Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!
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