Riggs Quotes in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

[Roger is sitting on a boobytrapped toilet]

Roger: Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove?

Riggs: Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there!

[both laugh]

Roger: I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?

Riggs: Guys like you don't die on toilets.

Riggs: We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.

[Ribbing Murtaugh about his daughter's television ad for condoms]

Riggs: In one ear, out the RUBBER...

Rudd: Now we DO have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning.

Riggs: Whoa, you got me quakin' in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down.

Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket!... Who is the dickhead now, eh?

Rika Van Den Haas: Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn't he?

Riggs: He's not a very good guy, your boss.

Rika Van Den Haas: Then whatever he's doing, he shouldn't get away with it.

[Riggs and Rika are in bed]

Riggs: I think it's time for the seventh inning stretch.

[pause]

Riggs: That's a baseball expression.

Rika: I know. But we're only up to the fourth inning.

Riggs: Batter up!

Riggs: We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.

Riggs: [to unconscious crook] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.