Capt. Murphy Quotes in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

Martin Riggs: [a smoking Riggs and Murtaugh have been assigned to guard Leo] This stinks!

Capt. Murphy: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck."

Martin Riggs: [They go to leave]

Capt. Murphy: And Riggs.

Capt. Murphy: What?

Martin Riggs: [Murphy throws Riggs a desktop no smoking sign]

Capt. Murphy: You know what that says?

Martin Riggs: Yeah, the same thing as that.

[Points to a no smoking sign on the door]

Martin Riggs: But I don't give a fuck!

Capt. Murphy: [Riggs leaves. Murphy and Murtaugh look at each other]

Roger Murtaugh: You're lucky. I have to live with that.

Martin Riggs: This stinks!

Capt. Murphy: I don't give a fuck, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck."

Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget!

Roger: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands.

Capt. Murphy: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!