Rick Peck Quotes in Tropic Thunder (2008)

[Tugg has just killed a panda]

Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.

Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

Rick Peck: You can't be serious?

Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

Les Grossman: Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We've been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

Les Grossman: The universe... is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.

[turns on T-Pain's Apple Bottom Jeans and begins to dance to the beat]

Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask... and you shall receive!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: [dancing along] Right...

Les Grossman: You play ball... we play ball. I knoowwww... you want the goodies!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room!

Les Grossman: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees!

Les Grossman: Big dick, baby!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Yep.

Les Grossman: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.

Rick Peck: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

Les Grossman: Yes.

Rick Peck: [pause] A G5 airplane?

Les Grossman: [whispering] Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!

[turns on the music and dances again]

Rick Peck: [about Speedman] They're going to kill him!

Les Grossman: And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.

Rick Peck: How's the adoption thing going?

Tugg Speedman: Not good.

Rick Peck: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.

Rick Peck: I got the TiVo!

[Peck bursts into Grossman's office unannounced]

Les Grossman: What do you need, Peck?

Rick Peck: What do YOU need, Les? Glasses?

Les Grossman: ...What?

Rick Peck: [to Tugg] Yo Tuggernuts! It's the Pecker!