Damien Cockburn Quotes in Tropic Thunder (2008)
Damien Cockburn Quotes:
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Les Grossman: [communicating with the production team in a video conference] Which one of you fuckfaces is Damien Cockburn?
Damien Cockburn: Uh, that's me, sir. It's an honor to finally meet you. Get some face time.
Les Grossman: And who here is the key grip?
[the key grip raises his hand]
Les Grossman: You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard!
Key Grip: [reluctantly walks over to Damien] Sorry, man.
[punches him in the face]
Les Grossman: This is all your fault, you limey FUCK!
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Jeff Portnoy: [after he and his co stars are left alone with Damien in the jungle] This is bullshit! I gotta at least call my fucking assistant.
[Damien slaps Jeff several times]
Jeff Portnoy: Ow! Fucking! Jesus! Dude!
Damien Cockburn: You're sitting on a nest of hostile enemy V.C. Congratulations, Fats! You just got us all killed.
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