Ray Romano Quotes in Funny People (2009)

Eminem: Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us, wanting to take a fucking picture.

Ira Wright: [Ira takes a picture of Eminem and George from across the room] Yeah. Got it.

Ray Romano: E-mail that to me.

Ira Wright: I will. That's awesome.

Ray Romano: Yeah.

Eminem: Who the fuck is that guy right there?

Eminem: [Eminem points at Ray] That fucking guy right there.

George Simmons: What? Ray Romano's bothering you?

Eminem: Who? Ray, Ray who?

George Simmons: Ray Romano, the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Eminem: I don't give a fuck what show he's on. I'll fuck this motherfucker up, man!

George Simmons: Hey.

Eminem: Hey, Ray!

Ray Romano: Hello, Marshall.

Eminem: Fucking problem here, buddy?

[Ray shakes his head confused]

Eminem: Would you like to fuck me? Is that what this is?

Ray Romano: [to Ira] I don't get it, man. What's going on?

Eminem: Would you like me to fucking bend over for you right now?

Ira Wright: [whispering] Say no.

Ray Romano: No, man.

Eminem: [to George] I just gotta always be on my toes, man. You know?

George Simmons: I see that, but not with Ray Romano.

Ray Romano: [to Ira] This is why I don't go out of the house.

Ira Wright: I thought everybody loved you.

Ray Romano: [regarding George's illness] How did he know he had it?

Ira Wright: He said he was feeling dizzy and tired. So he went to the doctor, and it was in his blood work.

Ray Romano: That sucks, 'cause I get dizzy and tired. Anybody gets sick and I think I'm gonna get it. Is it contagious? It's not contagious, is it?

Ira Wright: No. No, I've been around him a lot. I feel fine.

Ray Romano: Okay, 'cause when you were talking, a little bit of your spit hit my lip. Not that you got it, but he spits on your lip, you spit on mine, and the next thing you know, I'm dead, and my wife's fucking George Lopez.