Ray Santilli Quotes in Alien Autopsy (2006)

[from trailer]

Ray Santilli: It's not a fake, more of a remake.

Tradings Officer: Are you saying this is a genuine Toy Story video?

Ray Santilli: Oh aye, yeah, I've got friends in Hollywood. They look after me.

Tradings Officer: *You've* got friends in Hollywood?

Ray Santilli: Yeah.

[crosses fingers]

Ray Santilli: Me and Mr. Potato Head; we're like that... that's me on top there...

Gary Shoefield: The whole world are gonna know we're liars!

Ray Santilli: Yer, rich liars though!

Voros: Now is what you have told me the truth?

[Holding a gun to Ray's head]

Ray Santilli: Yes! I swear to you.

[Nervous tone]

Ray Santilli: Everything I've told you is absolutely true!

Ray Santilli: It's not what it looks like. I... I can explain everything.

[Gary's sister then collapses on the floor after seeing the alien in her lounge]

Melik: I think that's enough for today.

Ray Santilli: Voros was in the middle of a crop circle, looking up to the heavens, hoping for some sort of close encounter probably, just came out of nowhere.

Morgan Banner: Alien spacecraft...

Gary Shoefield: No, a green Land Rover. Knocked him over. Killed him.

Ray Santilli: Dead.

Gary Shoefield: He was naked.