Deli Manager Quotes in Funny People (2009)

Ira Wright: I'm going up at the Comedy & Magic Club doing stand-up. You should come watch me.

Deli Manager: Don't let him suck you in. He's not funny.

Chuck: Nah, he's right man. No way, man. That shit was painful. I mean, it was hard watching you suffer up there. I had fucking nightmares after that.

Ira Wright: That was a long time ago. That was months ago. I've gotten a lot funnier since then.

Chuck: Then you bored my wife to sleep. I couldn't get no pussy that night, man.

Ira Wright: Don't blame me for your pussy issues.