Planchet Quotes in The Three Musketeers (2011)

Porthos: Planchet, what are you?

Planchet: Complete and utter waste of space, sir.

Porthos: And?

Planchet: As much use as a fart in a bottle, sir.

Porthos: Right.

Planchet: In short, sir, a total tit, sir, but I can't work bleeding miracles!

Duke of Buckingham: Come, sirs, we must bustle!

[he strides off with the two exhausted Frenchmen trailing behind him]

D'Artagnan: Come Planchet, we must... bustle.

Planchet: [bitterly] Oh good. I like bustling.

Swiss Officer: Warm work, gentlemen. And where were the Musketeers?

Aramis: At our prayers, sir, like good Christians!

Swiss Officer: Ha! By God, sir, so was I! And with good reason. That bastion was buzzing like a beehive.

Athos: And yet you did not stay for breakfast, sir.

Swiss Officer: Neither would you.

Athos: Hmm. Will you bet on that? I'll wager you, better more I will wager you the finest dinner on this camp that my friends and I will have breakfast on that bastion, now.

Swiss Officer: [laughs] Done. Done! Do you hear that, Spengler? You and I will eat that big dinner alone, I think!

D'Artagnan: What is it? What's new?

Porthos: Ah. Our good friends Athos proposes to have us killed for breakfast. Up yonder.

D'Artagnan: What?

Athos: Planchet, get me a basket, some bread, and four cold chickens. Ham, some oysters, and eight bottles of wine, now.

Planchet: Oh fine.

Porthos: And make the wine champagne.

Aramis: At breakfast? Oh my dear Porthos.