Pig Cop #1 Quotes in Fritz the Cat (1972)

[in a Synagogue]

Pig Cop #1: You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!

Pig Cop #1: Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the fucking door". Now, you've got to use the word "fucking" because it makes you sound tough.

[Fritz points to the two pigs]

Fritz: There's the one who keeps the bosses in power! He's the one who's holding you down!

Pig Cop #1: Who, me?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You!

Pig Cop #1: No, no, not me, YOU!

[fighting]

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Not me, YOU!

Pig Cop #1: Fuck you!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You first!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Let me call 'em free birds!

Pig Cop #1: What's a "free bird"?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): A free bird's a degenerate! Didn't you know that?

Pig Cop #1: A free bird's a degenerate?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Didn't you have no bringing up?

Pig Cop #1: I got bar mitzvahed.

[Ralph laughs]

[last lines]

Pig Cop #1: Eh, poor cat. He was a - he was a kind a tough kid at that, wudden he?