Eleanor Duvall Quotes in Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
Eleanor Duvall Quotes:
Eleanor Duvall: They were giving out free lobster bibs in the bathroom.
Whitey: That's not a lobster bib Eleanore its a germ protector for your tushey.
Eleanor Duvall: Holy shit, did the mall just say something?
Davey: Can I prance around with my morning erection?
Whitey: If you do you'll want an automatic ejection cause that's a technical foul!
Eleanor Duvall: But I would like to see it anyway!
Eleanor Duvall: It's a home invasion! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off!
Whitey: It's okay Eleanore! It's okay!
Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, thank god you're here! We're being robbed by a lunatic! Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes? They're soaking the carpet.
Whitey: Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner.
Eleanor Duvall: The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?
Whitey: His home just went up in flames. So I invited him to stay with us for a while.
Eleanor Duvall: All right. But I'm taking an inventory of everything alive and accounted in this house.
Eleanor Duvall: Look, he already stole something! He's hiding it in his jacket.
Eleanor Duvall: Whitey, where were you? You're an hour and 51 minutes late. I already called the Morgue. They said you weren't there but to try back later.
Eleanor Duvall: Hey, look! He already stole something!
Davey: It's a letter from my parents.
Eleanor Duvall: Well why don't you go live them?
Davey: They died.
Eleanor Duvall: My bad.
Eleanor Duvall: [as Davey enters] Oh my goodness - it's a home invasion robbery! Please, mister, take whatever you want but please don't chop my legs off!
Davey Stone: How did you get so good on the ice, anyway?
Whitey: In the '50s I refed youth hockey for a couple of seasons.
Eleanor Duvall: Until a hockey puck struck him in the back of the head.
Whitey: Nothin' a metal plate couldn't fix.
Eleanor Duvall: You were in a coma for three months.
Whitey: I needed the rest, anyway!
Eleanor Duvall: You're an animal.
Davey Stone: And you're bald!
[rips her wig off]
Eleanor Duvall: Not again.
Whitey: You're not welcome in my house.
Davey Stone: Good, your house SUCKS!
Jennifer: Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you?
Davey Stone: That's my problem!
[tosses wig which hands on the Waiter's head]
Chinese Waiter: He just a no-goodnik, and *I* am the real Kristi Yamaguchi
Narrator: Wow. Just when you started to really like Davey, he goes and has a butthole relapse.
Eleanor Duvall: You know, I read recently in Reader's Digest that people who let themselves cry when they're hurting are often stronger than the people who try to hold all their pain inside.
Davey Stone: Did you read anything about a deformed referee who spends 35 years trying to win some stupid patch, so he can pretend people actually like him?
Eleanor Duvall: Which month was that in?
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