Peaches Quotes in Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Manny: [Playing hockey with Peaches] He fakes left, he fakes right...

Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play!

Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight.

Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

Ethan: [after escaping from a collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey Peach, loosen up; have some fun.

Peaches: Fun! You call that fun? I'm outta here.

Steffie: Come on, I mean do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog for a week than getting along with us?

Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...

Peaches: Bad enough? There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!

[leaves]

Steffie: Ah, yeah. Well, *your* species is going to be extinct first!

Dumb Mammoth: Haha, *burn*!

Ethan: We're the same species, geniuses.

Dumb Mammoth: What... double burn!

Peaches: Oh, no! Ethan, I am so sorry! I - -Wow, you're even better-looking up close. Phenomenal.

Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.

Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.

Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.

Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.

Dot: Trev, what would you do in that situation?

Trevor: Oh, I'd most likely shit myself.

Ben: And I most likely would have to clean it up.

Dot: Don't worry about them. They're idiots.

Peaches: Oh, okay.

Ben: I have to clean him up when he shits himself.

Dot: God.

Peaches: What's it like being a parent?

Ben: Every corny thing you've heard about having a kid is completely and utterly true... It's the only reason we're here.

Kelly: [the girls are trying to decide what to steal to save their school from foreclosure] What about that?

Kelly: [Points at copy of "Girl With Pearl Earring"]

Chelsea, Chloe, Peaches: [Gasp] Oh my God.

Chelsea: You want to steal Scarlett Johansson?

Kelly: You are so blonde, Chelsea.

Peaches: Oh, Johnny, going out tonight?

Johnny Franks: Sure. What of it?

Peaches: Nothin'. But, don't stay out too long, honey, will ya?

Johnny Franks: Go on! Go on, cut the apple sauce!

Peaches: [Referring to Scorpio] Hey, Johnny, who's the missing link?

Scorpio: Hello, Sweetbread.

Peaches: You keep your big hands off me! Or, I'll have Johnny kick you outta the gang.

Scorpio: Who, me?

Peaches: Yeah, you!

Scorpio: Oh, listen, you. You'll be crawling on your hands and knees to me some day.

Peaches: Yeah?

Scorpio: Yes, me!

Peaches: Not while I'm sober! You big side of beef!

Peaches: The go-go happens to be a highly respected classical art form. It is interpretive dance in rock 'n' roll format...

Lulu: In bikinis.

Restaurant patron: Oh no! A bimbo with a gun!

Peaches: Eat lead, Bozos!

Peaches: Do you remember your dreams?

Claude: Sometimes.

[Homer reads the actual Cider House Rules to the illiterate workers]

Peaches: What do they think, go up to the roof to sleep? They must think we're crazy. They think we're dumb niggers, so we need some dumb rules, is what they think.

Rose Rose: That's it? It don't mean nothin' at all. And all this time I been wonderin' about 'em.

Arthur Rose: They outrageous, them rules. Who live in this cider house? Who grindin' up those apples, pressin' that cider, cleanin' up all this mess? Who just plain live here, just breathin' in that vinegar? Well, someone who don't live here made those rules. Those rules ain't for us. We are supposed to make our own rules. And we do. Every single day.