Shira Quotes in Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Shira Quotes:
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Granny: Well, I'm out of cake, but I got salami!
Shira: [rushing mammals down the volcano] Faster, faster!
Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
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Panicked Start: [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend] Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?
Diego: Uhh
[Looks at Shira and smiles]
Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?
Diego: Well we were.
[the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.
[Looks at Diego]
Shira: You know we'd be great parents.
Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."
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Diego: [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries] I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.
Shira: I think you meant "she".
Diego: He
Shira: Either way Diego we've been over this kids are afraid of us.
Diego: Yeah but why?
Panicked Start: [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood] Are they gonna eat us?
Shira: Hi kids.
Panicked Start: Ahhh!
[both run away]
Shira: I even smiled this time.
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Shira: [about Buck] Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
Buck: [Holds her paw] And expert Salsa dancer
[Begins dancing around her]
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Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Sid: Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!
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Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: Don't, call me Kitty.
Diego: Okay, I won't, Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss I'm gonna puke!
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Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.
Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
[coldly]
Shira: Thank you.
Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
Shira: It's a gift.
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Shira: [after Manny and the herd escape] Gutt, I can explain.
Captain Gutt: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
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Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
[takes out a CD]
Adam: I also made you this.
[hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
Adam: It's a classic.
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Shira: God, I am single as fuck.
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Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.
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Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.
Shira: Thank you!
Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've
Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!
Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.
Adam: Did I?
Guy: You did.
Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?
Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.
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Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
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Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?
Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.
Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
Emma: I can't get laid?
Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?
Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.
Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!
Emma: Okay.
Shira: Remember, we're sluts!
-- Shira
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