Shira Quotes in Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

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Shira Quotes:

  • Granny: Well, I'm out of cake, but I got salami!

    Shira: [rushing mammals down the volcano] Faster, faster!

    Granny: I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!

  • Panicked Start: [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend] Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?

    Diego: Uhh

    [Looks at Shira and smiles]

    Shira: That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?

    Panicked Start: Yeah... How scary?

    Diego: Well we were.

    [the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]

    Diego: It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.

    Shira: Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.

    [Looks at Diego]

    Shira: You know we'd be great parents.

    Diego: So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."

  • Diego: [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries] I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.

    Shira: I think you meant "she".

    Diego: He

    Shira: Either way Diego we've been over this kids are afraid of us.

    Diego: Yeah but why?

    Panicked Start: [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood] Are they gonna eat us?

    Shira: Hi kids.

    Panicked Start: Ahhh!

    [both run away]

    Shira: I even smiled this time.

  • Shira: [about Buck] Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?

    Buck: [Holds her paw] And expert Salsa dancer

    [Begins dancing around her]

  • Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.

    Diego: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

    Sid: Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

  • Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.

    Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.

    Shira: Don't, call me Kitty.

    Diego: Okay, I won't, Kitty.

    Granny: If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

  • Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.

    Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.

    Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.

    Shira: Wait. I'll take it.

    [coldly]

    Shira: Thank you.

    Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.

    Shira: It's a gift.

  • Shira: [after Manny and the herd escape] Gutt, I can explain.

    Captain Gutt: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.

  • Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

  • Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

    Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?

    Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...

    [takes out a CD]

    Adam: I also made you this.

    [hands it to Emma]

    Adam: To help soothe your womb.

    Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."

    Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?

    Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?

    Guy: That's so romantic!

    Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!

    Adam: It's a classic.

  • Shira: God, I am single as fuck.

  • Shira: [to Emma] Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.

  • Adam: [to Shira] Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.

    Shira: Thank you!

    Adam: Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've

    Shira: [interrupts] What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!

    Guy: Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.

    Adam: Did I?

    Guy: You did.

    Adam: Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?

    Guy: No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.

  • Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.

  • Shira: You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?

    Emma: No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.

    Shira: Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.

    Emma: I can't get laid?

    Shira: No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?

    Emma: [shrugs] No one threw up on me today.

    Shira: We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!

    Emma: Okay.

    Shira: Remember, we're sluts!

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