Crush Quotes in Finding Dory (2016)

Marlin: [from trailer] Tooooootally sick!

Crush: Isn't it great?

Marlin: NO! I'm gonna be totally sick!

Crush: 'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."

Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.

Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.

[to Squirt]

Marlin: You know, you're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying. Say the first thing again!

Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?

[Marlin wakes up]

Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!

Marlin: Oh... What happened?

Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."

Marlin: What are you talking about?

Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.

Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.

Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.

Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?

Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.

Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?

Crush: [laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!

Crush: Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.

Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

[they slap fins]

Crush: Noggin'.

[bump heads]

Squirt, Crush: Dude!

Marlin: Crush, wait. How old are you?

Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.

Crush: Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!

Marlin: Where? I don't see it.

Dory: There! I see it! I see it!

Marlin: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?

Crush: That's it, dude!

Crush: Okay, first, find an exit buddy.

[Marlin and Dory grab each other quickly]

Crush: Do you have your exit buddy?

[Crush is introducing Marlin to his son]

Crush: Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

[They slap fins]

Crush: Noggin'.

[bump heads]

Crush, Squirt: Dude!

Squirt: Sweeeeet.

Crush: Totally.

[Squirts falls off the back of another turtle and off the current]

Marlin: [freaks out] Oh, my goodness!

Crush: Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.

Crush: [Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents"] Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.

Crush: [Scene 5, "The Drop Off"] Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.

Crush: [Scene 9, "The Tank Gang"] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!

Crush: [Scene 13, "Fish Impressions"] Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?

Crush: [Scene 17, "News Travels"] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!

Crush: [Scene 21, "Inside the Whale"] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.

Crush: [Scene 25, "Darla!"] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.

Crush: [Scene 29, "Reunion"] Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."

Marlin: How do you know if they're ready?

Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

Crush: Righteous! Righteous!