Older TV exec Quotes in I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)

Older TV exec: Courtney Love?

Producer: Drugged-out hag.

Older TV exec: Faye Dunaway?

Producer: Don't call us, we'll call you!

Older TV exec: Sharon Stone?

Producer: Hag.

Older TV exec: Geena Davis?

Producer: Hag.

Older TV exec: Sigourney Weaver?

Producer: Hag.

Older TV exec: Kim Basinger?

Producer: Hag.

Older TV exec: Emma Thompson?

Producer: Brit hag.

Older TV exec: Susan Sarandon?

Producer: Red-state-alienating hag!

Older TV exec: Meg Ryan?

Producer: Too much plastic surgery.

Older TV exec: Melanie Griffith?

Producer: WAY too much plastic surgery.

Older TV exec: Patricia Heaton?

Producer: *Pointless* plastic surgery.

Older TV exec: CHER.

Producer: *Insurmountable* amount of plastic surgery!

Rosie: [who's been overhearing all this from the next chair & getting increasingly annoyed, swings round & grabs the Producer by the chin] Listen, you little bird of a man, where do you come off insulting these women? How many hit songs did you sing? How many Oscars do *you* have? Could you look cute next to Warren Beatty? Or live with Don Johnson? Or act with Ted Danson? You're not worthy of kissing Cher's tattooed ass!