Izzie Quotes in I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)

Izzie: [singing to Britney tune] Oops, I've got a career, by shakin' my rear, and makin' guys leer.

Izzie: Oh, baby, baby.

Izzie: Oops. I'm gonna sing more, and dance like a whore, I'm just not talented.

Izzie: [sung to the tune of "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morissette] "Any young girl wants to be a big name. In movies, they must all be the same. She won't need to sing or to act. Just lose all of her body fat. And isn't it moronic? Don't you think? It's insa-a-ane that they lose so much weight. It's young Nicole with no food on her plate. It's her pal Lindsay barfing up a cake. They think they're all cute, stick figures!"

Izzie: Mom, when can I have sex?

Rosie: When you have your masters degree.

Rosie: When you reach 18.

Izzie: 15?

Rosie: 17?

Izzie: 15 is the new 17.

Izzie: [sung to the tune of "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morissette] "It's so hot. Must be 98. For December, that's not so great. While the North Pole is turning to slush, on my TV, there's President Bush. And isn't he moronic? Don't you think? Incredibly moronic. And yes I really do think."

Izzie and her back up singers: [sung to the tune of "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morisette] "He's a pa-a-in, in the whole world's ass. He'd stab his mom, for a gallon of gas. How can it be, we voted him in? I just don't see how, it figures."

Izzie: [sung to the tune of "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morissette] "A pop star, who went on TV. Tells the whole world, 'Kids sleep here with me'. A mother says to her son, 'Neverland Ranch will be lots of fun'. And isn't she moronic? Don't you think? Incredibly moronic. And yes I really do think."

Izzie and her back up singers: [sung to the tune of "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morissette] "It's so la-a-ame, what goes on in her head. Do you think it's smart to loan him your kid? He won't like them when they're bigger."

Izzie: How do you make a positive number turn negative?

Rosie: Take away its Prozac and put it with a bunch of smaller numbers.

Izzie: That's not really your style.

Izzie: I didn't make it out.

Izzie: Why is she suddenly so happy?

Izzie: He never said that, and wearing a wedding dress is not gonna change his mind.

Izzie: Hey Mom, how do you know when it's true love?

Izzie: Okay, Hannah's in love with him, and she's past aggressive.

Rosie: Past what?

Izzie: You know, past aggressive. People who act all friendly, but really aren't? Like Jeannie.

Izzie: [sung to the tune "Oops I did it again" by Britney Spears] Oops I got a career by shaking my rear and making guys leer. Oh baby, baby. Oops I'm going to sing more and dance like a whore. I'm just not talented.