Carter Rutherford Quotes in Leatherheads (2008)

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: [as they prepare to fight] I just want to say, stay away from my right knee.

Carter Rutherford: Watch my left shoulder.

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: I will. Also, my right hindquarter. Behind my right thigh, but really, the *whole* hindquarter.

Carter Rutherford: Well, you wouldn't punch me in the back, would you? Because I got a bad back.

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: No, never. Let's just go for the face.

Carter Rutherford: Me too, just hit me in the face.

Carter Rutherford: [Wants to fight Dodge over Lexie] Okay, we can do this right here, or we can go outside.

Lexie Littleton: Get him, Dodge!

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: We got a game in five days.

Lexie Littleton: What?

Carter Rutherford: What, you think you're gonna hurt me?

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: I might.

Lexie Littleton: Did you hear what he just called me?

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: He's a little drunk.

Carter Rutherford: [Scoffs] I'm not drunk, you coward!

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Really? Cause your sleeve's on fire.

Carter Rutherford: Wait. Where were you two?

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Out.

Lexie Littleton: Nowhere.

Carter Rutherford: Did you *kiss* her?

Lexie Littleton: Now wait a minute.

Carter Rutherford: I want answers!

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot!

Carter Rutherford: Oh you did, did you?

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Yeah!

Lexie Littleton: Thanks.

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: You're welcome.

Carter Rutherford: I thought you liked me.

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Look, she's too old for you.

Lexie Littleton: What? Well, you're too old for *me*!

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well, you got me on that one.

Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: [looking at Carter's plays] I guess I should get a couple of diagrams of the plays we run.

Carter Rutherford: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more... effective.

Carter Rutherford: CC tells me you're printing that story.

Lexie Littleton: I haven't decided.

Carter Rutherford: You're not a reporter. You're a *liar*.

Lexie Littleton: Slow down there, Kaiser.

Carter Rutherford: If you just wanted a story, then why didn't the Trib send one of their hacks with a cigar stuffed in their snout. But, no, they sent you to snuggle up and play nice.

Lexie Littleton: I never was much for cigars, but if it'd make you feel better...

Carter Rutherford: Maybe I should just leave twenty bucks on the bed stand!