Walter Bishop Quotes in Better Living Through Chemistry (2014)

Walter Bishop: What the fuck is a ninja?

Officer Willits: It's an ancient Japanese warrior cloaked in black, often with mystical powers.

Doug Varney: Sounds pretty serious, Walt.

Walter Bishop: Wait a minute! Why would an ancient Japanese warrior destroy a fucking pharmacy sign in fucking Woodbury?

Walter Bishop: [seeing his old store remodeled] You know, it's funny, I don't hate it nearly as much as I thought I would.

Doug Varney: That's funny, I don't really give a shit.