Officer Wilson Quotes in Airheads (1994)

Officer Wilson: Good, great, wonderful, fantastic...

Officer Wilson: [face down after bullets fly by him] GOD HELP US ALL!

[stands up, composes himself]

Piercing Rocker: Don't you think you're out of your league, Chunk Style?

Officer Wilson: Look, I don't wanna have to bring you boys in on a 148. That's Obstruction.

[the rocker pulls off Wilson's badge and bends it with his teeth]

Piercing Rocker: Now, what are you gonna do about that?

[Wilson yanks the rocker's nipple ring off]

Officer Wilson: Improvise.