Earl Smooter Quotes in Sweet Home Alabama (2002)

Earl Smooter: You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.

Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!

Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

Mayor Kate Hennings: [smacks mosquito] One down, a six million to go.

Earl Smooter: Careful, you just killed the state bird of Alabama!

Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.

Earl Smooter: C'mon, c'mon, let's not let all the bought air out.