Officer Max Quotes in I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998)

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Officer Max Quotes:

  • Jake Wilkinson: Say something romantic.

    Officer Max: Huh.

    Jake Wilkinson: say something apologetic.

    Officer Max: Huh.

    Jake Wilkinson: SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.

  • Officer Max: [after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max] So, how'd it go?

    Jake Wilkinson: You know what a swirlie is?

    Officer Max: You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?

    Jake Wilkinson: Yeah, it was basically like that.

    Officer Max: Ah, man!

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