Dr. Watt Quotes in Carry on Screaming! (1966)

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Dr. Watt Quotes:

  • Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.

    Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?

    Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.

    Albert: At ten o'clock.

    Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.

    Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.

    Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.

    Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.

    Albert: Or layabouts.

  • Dr. Watt: Oddbodd, what happened to your ear?

    [Oddbodd makes a gesture that his ear has dropped off]

    Dr. Watt: Oh, never mind. Ear today, gone tomorrow!

  • Dr. Watt: Frying tonight!

  • Dr. Watt: [on being told Oddbod's finger is missing] I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.

  • Det Sgt. Bung: Now then, your name please.

    Dr. Watt: Doctor Watt.

    Constable Slobotham: Doctor who, sir?

    Dr. Watt: Watt. "Who" was my uncle, or was - I haven't seen him in ages!.

  • Dr. Watt: What time is it?

    Valeria: [Looks at her wristwatch] Just past December.

    Dr. Watt: I told you not to wake me up 'til the beginning of March!

  • Dr. Watt: Oh this is awful, I wish I was dead.

    Valeria: But Orlando, you are dead.

    Dr. Watt: So I am, what a life.

  • Valeria: Why don't we do what they did to your friend Dracula, drive a spike through his heart.

    Dr. Watt: No , I don't really feel like driving tonight.

  • Dr. Watt: They would have to come tonight, just when I'm feeling half dead!

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