Naomi Jackson Quotes in The April Fools (1969)

Ted Gunther: Do you type?

Naomi Jackson: You mean... with a machine?

Naomi Jackson: [Walks sexily into Howard's office] Hi.

Howard Brubaker: [Puzzled] Hi?

Naomi Jackson: I'm supposed to be your new... secretary.

[pause]

Naomi Jackson: We met last night

[He doesn't get it]

Naomi Jackson: At the party?

Howard Brubaker: Oh, sure. You're the one with... How are you?

Naomi Jackson: Tired.

Howard Brubaker: Me too!

[Nervously laughs]

Naomi Jackson: [Leans towards him] You want a pill?

Howard Brubaker: What's in the pill?

Naomi Jackson: You tell me.

Howard Brubaker: No. Thank you. Would you get my wife... on the phone?

Naomi Jackson: Sure. What's your name?

Howard Brubaker: Oh, Brubaker... Howard.

Naomi Jackson: Is that what you want me to call you?

Howard Brubaker: Well, yeah. Or you can call me Mr. Brubaker or Howard or actually whatever you want.

Naomi Jackson: Good. I'm used to working for swingers.