Catherine Gunther Quotes in The April Fools (1969)

Catherine Gunther: I would like to live in a castle.

Howard Brubaker: All alone?

Catherine Gunther: No, with a prince.

Grace Greenlaw: Are you a Gemini?

Catherine Gunther: Yes. How did you know?

Grace Greenlaw: A lucky guess. You should trust your emotions more. Stop thinking so much. I guess weight too.

Howard Brubaker: You mean... you're married too?

Catherine Gunther: Yes.

Howard Brubaker: Well, I'll be... can you beat... you know you don't look married.

Catherine Gunther: Thank you.

Catherine Gunther: [In the elevator] I don't mean to sound too forward. My name is Catherine.

Howard Brubaker: Oh, ah, Brubaker... Howard...

Catherine Gunther: Brubaker?

Howard Brubaker: How do you do.

[Awkward pause]

Howard Brubaker: I never know what to say in an elevator

[Nervously laughs and another pause]

Howard Brubaker: Some party, huh?

Catherine Gunther: Some party good or some party bad?

Howard Brubaker: Ah... some good or some bad. On the average for that type of party, I'd say it was... average.

Howard Brubaker: Any children?

Catherine Gunther: No. My husband doesn't like children.

Howard Brubaker: Oh?

Catherine Gunther: He thinks they're too... too childish.

Catherine Gunther: It's too late. When there's no love...

Ted Gunther: Love? What's love got to do with it? This is the 20th century!